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Allen Iverson is drinking vitamins

by The Cavalier on July 27, 2006 · 6 comments

One would think that with Charles Barkley again stating his intentions to run for governor of Alabama in 2010, we’d be all like “jokes jokes jokes Barkley jokes jokes Photoshop Sir Charles jokes Chuck”.

The reality is that the man has said this many times before, 2010 is like forever away, and the realization of such humorous musings will never live up to the anticipation. Charles writes his own stuff better than we can do it for him.

So what else is going on in the NBA?

As you can see above, Allen Iverson, international symbol of personal fitness, is endorsing Vitamin Water. Yes, you may sense the sarcasm in there – it’s okay.

We’re not knocking AI’s performance or determination on the court at all, but we have a pretty fair read on Allen’s personal conditioning and nutritional program.

It’s called Not Having One, and was developed in the year never74. That said, you add the VW to that, and you’ve like doubled how well you take care of yourself.

{ 6 comments }

1 The Festiva July 27, 2006 at 5:47 pm

hmm, double it you say? What happens if I only drink half and then get too tired to drink the rest? Wouldn’t that single it? Awesome! I’ve got health now! Finally, I can laugh at those gym hippies!

2 Boney24 July 28, 2006 at 9:16 am

You are KILLING Iverson lately…you should pick on someone else…like Drew Gooden.

3 The Cavalier July 28, 2006 at 9:21 am

Go Pistons!

4 Boney24 July 28, 2006 at 2:37 pm

Nice touch Cav.

5 thesp July 28, 2006 at 5:06 pm
6 Kody Souza November 26, 2006 at 6:19 pm

Doctor Who takes three prizes at the National Television Awards in a repeat of its success last year…

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