Raja Bell’s face is made of Loofasaaa
Published by The Cavalier July 30th, 2006 in Phoenix Suns, Internet, Raja Bell, Wikipedia
Let’s be honest.
You could almost trade Al Harrington and/or Jamaal Magloire every day for the next month, and nobody’s really going to slap it on the front page of their website as “hot NBA offseason news”.
That being the case, when not shooting the movie for you all, we’ve been impatiently waiting for Raja Bell’s website to finally launch, as well as researching Raja Bell in general.
While his facial paranoia is well know here at the YAY, we were shocked to find it had made its way to Wikipedia. Check out these blurbs from his entry - they’re interesting to say the least.
Raja Bell’s favorite meal is any kind of potatoes.
Mr. Bell wasn’t finished, however. Later that day, he admitted to a shocked and stunned and shocked and stunned and shocked media that he hates having his face touched. Legend has it that Raja’s face is actually made of a synthetic material call “Loofasaaa”, which can only be found in the secret city of Michenda, which is 14 miles outside Denver, North Dakota. Using the Loofasaaa, Raja’s face remains smooth at all times, but the fragile nature of the material’s composition makes any sort of facial contact dangerous. This danger is the kind of danger that makes people say “Whoa! This is so dangerous! Don’t touch my face! My face! My face! Don’t touch it!”
Mr. Bell is also an accomplished songwriter, and has a rap album coming out in November of 2007. You can find information about his hit preview single “Don’t Touch My Face, Baby - It’s Made of Loofasaaa” on his website, which continually counts down to zero, then starts over at like +/-28 days.
We can honestly say we totally did that last night have no idea how that happened, and that we found a new summer activity for the site will hunt down and execute the bastard who did it.
Anyway, Who Shot Mamba? is shooting more awesomeness tomorrow and Tuesday - we’ll do our best to keep you updated in some way, shape or form.
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Is anyone else still waiting for The Cavalier to release the next NBA Blog Poll Rankings? I like Portland this week.
since when did raja bell’s food interests nba fans ?
in case you did’nt notice , the playoffs are over and the suns got eliminated.
bell is now back to being incognito unless he is in some porn movie or something !
We should only talk about the Heat and the Mavericks because they are still playing, in case you didn’t notice.
The BPRs are still for sale if anyone wants them.
They were a highly lucrative concept, and grossed over 36M last October alone.
In other non-breaking news, Tiff still loves Raja’s face.
but his site just sent me into epileptic shock. WTF?
yeah, i noticed that…raja’s site is having a seizure. i hope his face is still intact!
I have to admit that I, too, love Raja’s face.
It really is true. Raja’s site has a bad, bad case of the hiccups. Oh bummer, so much antecipation for this!
It’s so said…the wiki page got reverted.
We never know the value of water till the well is dry… Elizeus
We never know the value of water till the well is dry… Elizeus
We never know the value of water till the well is dry… Elizeus