Ron Artest playing in the summer league hasn’t been quite the exciting thrill ride we were hoping for, although it did give him ample time to sit down for a lengthy interview with the fine people at the Sacramento Bee.
They hit every topic available, including his thoughts on his new coach, his old coach, and his Bonzi Wells death threats.
The in-depth Q&A also goes into his ongoing music tour, pictures of which we’ve been looking for since about…well, since it started.
Q: What was life on the bus like?
A: It’s crazy. It’s tiring. It’s like you go to one city, do a job, then drive like 10 hours. It’s kind of like the NBA, but the music life is so much crazier. The road is just crazy. And when we go overseas, we’re going to fly, obviously, but we’re going to drive to every country. I didn’t know in Europe that all the countries connect, so we’re driving to every country we’re going to. That should be pretty cool.
In case you’re more like Ron Artest than you think, here’s a link to a map of Europe – verification that yes, all the countries do indeed “connect”.
Not that we’d know. We’ve long used this site to state with pride the pride we have in taking pride with our public school education at esteemed Pride High School. Not surprisingly, we’re vastly undereducated, a fact that was pointed out to us the other day by a good friend, who added (with a bit of venom) that “it’s not like it’s funny when you brag about it, either.”
Brag about it? Brag about it? Look, we’re not bragging about it, we’re simply stating that we’d never have gotten where we are today with some silly private school upbringing. What – you think we want a job?
We spent yesterday on our knees shouting “MAMMMMBAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!” to the heavens, in the middle of a crowded graveyard. Do that from your cubilcle, you monkey.
(If any of you can actually do that in your cubicle, and you get it on tape, we totally want to see it, by the way.)
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artest is playing ‘ tired ‘ in the summer games. the numbers show it.
artest must decide whether he likes to be a baller or a hip hop artist …or shd. i say bullshit artest.
Well there’s sometimes an empty cubicle where I work that I could do it from… Would be funny as hell but I think they might think I snapped or something and have me drug out of the office in a straight jacket… Actually sounds like a great day to me… I would get to ride in the back of a truck and bounce off a wall instead of being at the office. Maybe I’ll take you up on that offer.
whos that with ron? looks like a killer.. maybe the killer he hired. artest thinks hes 50 cent or something, sheeet
To whom it may concern:
We respectfully request that you cease and desist from encouraging our employees to shout “MAMMMMMBAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!” in their cubicles.
We find that it reduces productivity and alarms the 60-something ladies who have returned from retirement to supplement their Social Security income.
Respectfully,
Exodus’s Boss
PS: He did ask me to tell you that he quite enjoyed riding in the padded truck.
Hell yeah! But what they need to do is have someone tape it while I am in the truck and bouncing off the walls while STILL shouting MAMMMMMMMBAAAAAAAAAAA!!! YOU SHOT MAMMMMMMBAAAAAAA!!!
O and I will make sure I have a who shot Mamba shirt on so that if I get on TV I can all of a sudden snap out of my rage and start pluging YaySports! and the Mamba Project.
artest is 25 cents of hip hop world.
a 50 cents wanna be .
Can I be the first one to point out that not all countries in Europe connect? Like, there’s a bit of sea between France and England?
I can? Yay! And for added geek points: Malta and Cyprus count as European countries and they don’t connect to anything else either cause they’re islands! Thank you! I’ll be here all week!
“Can I be the first one to point out that not all countries in Europe connect? Like, there’s a bit of sea between France and England?”
Chunnel much?
Technically they all connect to the Earth’s Mantle.
Except for Italy. Italy is made up I think. That’s why it’s filled with fairys and buttons. Hah, country shaped like a boot, silly Stephen King.
Translation: Ron Ron likes getting double-f*cked in the asshole.
uhmmmmm……I dunno……
I’d let RonRon rap on the hook (Uh!..Hey!…Huh!!) of the new version of my Sacramento Kings song when I get around to re-recording it…
I just wouldn’t let him do any singing(hell, no!).
Do all countries in europe connect? How about Iceland?
Ha-Ha…sehr gut!jawohl!
Guess Europe is an idea of identity connected to the earth’s mantle like Sun-Ra informed us.
There are more ways to the wood than one… Jane
artest to denver= 2008 denver nuggets western confrence champs, You heard it from me first.. oh yeah and to all the suburban people that hate and label iverson, carmelo, and artest all i gotta say to that is,
Thug Life muthafuckas!!!
artest to denver= 2008 denver nuggets western confrence champs, You heard it from me first.. oh yeah and to all the suburban people that hate and label iverson, carmelo, and artest all i gotta say to that is,
Thug Life muthafuckas!!!
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