Don was last seen being pushed out (our read) of Dallas – his return to the GSW is somewhat of a surprise, mainly because nobody expected him to return at all.
Thing is, everyone assumes the Warriors should be good because they closed out the 04-05 season by doing well in their last 25 games or something. Then they stunk all last year – you tell us what that means.
Seriously, tell us. We’re tired of talking about this non-move, so fill up the comments with all kinds of Coach Don concepts and designs while we wax prolific about Rhinoplasty in Beverly Hills.
Specifically, this is our old boy Dr. Nassif, and dude will hook you up with a serious nose job, or if you have an actual rhino, he’ll put plaster all over it right there in the middle of Beverly Hills.
They call it the Rhino Plastering Festival, and only the super rich and famous know about it. It’s all about getting freaky and eccentric out here, and that starts with plastering rhinos.
(GSW NOTE: Baron Davis is a Knick, in heart if not in actual team membership.)