It’s been awhile since we’ve had an edition of EXPLOSIONS, and since we’ve got the time today, we’re gonna go ahead and point out some things, such as this instant class Renaldo Photoshop from Need4Sheed.
ESPN’s Chris Sheridan has officially picked against Team USA in the World Championships, because foreign teams literally smell bad. He typed this.
Speaking of ESPN, only a few more days of Dan Shanoff’s Daily Quickie. Get while it exists, cause after August 31, it won’t.
TrueHoop, which has been jabbing at Sheridan recently, goes ahead and picks the US to win it all. We tend to totally agree.
The Mighty MJD sums up the world of Stephon Marbury’s $15 shoes. Nice intent, Steph…and that’s all we can really say nice about them.
Sam Amico says the Rockets are ready to get it on in 06-07. We agree – they’ll be one of the best video game squads out there.
Le Tony Parker has a la boo-boo on le tip of la finger, et he could miss some of les World Championships.
The Wizznutzz have video of Lonny Baxter’s arrest for firing shots near the White House, along with Nutzzian commentary.
Speaking of commentary, our good friend Dr. Andrew Frankel, a Los Angeles cosmetic surgeon, has plenty to say about his favorite subject (and ours), nose jobs. Here’s an excerpt from his personal nose job philosophy, something we’re quickly developing, as well.
Revision rhinoplasty is my favorite operation to perform. I enjoy the challenge of diagnosing the cause of a particular deformity or problem and then operating to analyze and correct it. All aspects of my training are involved with these cases and no two of them are exactly alike. Once in surgery the process is similar to solving a puzzle.
As we’ve stated previously, we’ve never had a nose job, but if we were to get one, surely we’d be going to someone who can look us straight in the eye and say, “sir, your nasal deformity is puzzling to me, and to be honest, that’s a puzzle I’m going to enjoy solving.”
Dr. Frankel has also appeared in many of your favorite nose job journals, such as Allure and Self magazine, which means one thing – he’s appeared in Allure and Self magazine.
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Woah, two posts in one day? Are you feeling okay? Did you get a nosejob or something?
Yes, from Dr. Andrew Frankel, a respected Beverly Hills surgeon.
That’s a low blow to Henry, man.
Huh?
Yeah, but where can I get some ass implants?
I can tell you where to get a brazilian butt lift… sure about the actual implants though.
I need a Nose Job
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