Rajabell.com is under assault

by The Cavalier on September 22, 2006 · 2 comments

With the news that the guys who wrote Game of Shadows (the Barry Bonds book) are going to jail for not revealing sources, we can’t help but feel a bit distraught.

Perhaps even frightened, scared, or “in a state of discomfort”.

You see, as we alluded to earlier this week, we’ve embarked on a trip down the dangerous path of dark journalism, as well.

Namely, RajaBell.com. What’s going on with it? Why the mysterious resetting countdown clock? When will it be unveiled? Why is Raja glowing on this placeholder page? Has he consumed the orange roundie?

This has been going on since April, for Zeus’s sake! No more, we say. This is the technical contact for the site:

Rosa, Anthony
Global Sports & Entertainment Agency
313 State St., Suite 713
Perth Amboy, New Jersey 08861
732/324-0077 ext 110
arosa@gspn.net

Go now, our legion of brave warriors! Bombard this man with your Raja Bell DOT COM queries! We’d suggest something along the lines of the following:

Hey Tony,

Are you in the mafia? I love Raja Bell! When’s his website launch, DUDE!? CHOO-CHOO!!!!

Your friend,
(insert your name here)

Feel free to indentify yourself as working for YAYsports! as an investigative reporter and/or private eye. No wait - say you’re a private eye - that’s way better.

He can ignore our emails, he can blow off our phone calls, he can dodge us until we give up - but he can’t stop an army. We have a right to know when we’ll see the personal musings and photographs of Choo-Choo Bell, damn it.

You hear that, Tony? We’re going to keep coming at you until you either give us a date, a reason, or we get bored.

{ 2 comments }

1 JEANE October 26, 2006 at 1:35 pm

why put time for raja , if you keep adding to it and never get there?

2 Brian April 19, 2008 at 11:51 am

Looks like RajaBell.com is finally up!

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