While we were all set to go into the ever-interesting timing of Ron Artest’s album release, instead we must turn our attention to young Suri Cruise, daughter of the ever-interesting Tom Cruise.
Yes, the pictures of the baby are finally revealed to the world, and we can’t help but wonder how that kid has so much hair.
Do babies have that much hair? Our brother(’s wife) had two babies recently – they’re like 4-5 months in, and they don’t have much in the way of hair.
Suri Cruise has like a mane worthy of her dad. Is this normal, or did they bang this lady out with a wig for a photoshoot?
For the record, we’re really curious about this and have no anti-Cruise thing going on. We love most everything Tom Cruise does in terms of movies, so this really is just about the follicle patterns of celebrity youth.
(NOTE: Yes, Sacramento – you should be very, very afraid.)
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More disturbing than the fact that she has that much hair is the fact that her hair is an unnatural shade of black. That’s like raven-jet-black. It’s always something with Cruise.
Did you really just make a reference to a six month old baby with the phrase “bang this lady out”?
With a wig! With a wig!
that is SO even worse
“The Surry With The Fringe On Top”
I know you said you were going to use the phrase “bang this (insert word here) out” and I would’ve totally endorsed it…..but damn.
I can’t help but feel partially responsible. I feel dirty.
Look, this is all fine and good, but can someone answer my question please?
sometimes babies have a full head of hair. my sister did. and please nobody say anything about…nevermind.
The kid like a perfect mix of the two.
That baby has gotta have a stylist.
WHATS THE BIG DEAL?! TOM CRUISE HAS BEEN WEARING TOUPEES FOR YEARS!!! LOOK CLOSELY!!
One man’s meat is another man’s poison… Garret
One man’s meat is another man’s poison… Garret
One man’s meat is another man’s poison… Garret
soo cute.
^^
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