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Jalen Rose is getting bought out

by The Cavalier on October 29, 2006 · 15 comments

With the rumors flying fast and hard this morning that NYK G/F Jalen Rose is on the verge of getting his $16M salary bought out by the team, the natural inclination is to wonder where he’s going to end up.

Let’s skip any blockquotes, eliminate all the non-contending teams, and analyze the possibilities:

Miami Heat: The new golden haven for aging and former stars to go get their championship rings as supporting players.

Dallas Mavericks: Never count them out of discussions where spending a little extra cash is concerned, despite Cuban tightening things a bit in recent years. We have a feeling Mark and Jalen are kindred spirits on several levels, as well.

San Antonio Spurs: Realistically, if Rose is looking for a title, this is probably the best place to go, but it’s questionable if he’d mesh with all the boring people.

Cleveland Cavaliers: We don’t think this is really a good fit, but we liked Terry Pluto’s Cavs column this morning, and needed a reason to link it.

Detroit Pistons: We’re throwing our vote here. He’s a Michigan guy, they could definitely give him the most significant role of any of these teams, and let’s just pretend there’s some sort of “thing” about moving from Zeke to Joe Dumars, because we need something to round out the entry.

Rolling it back to the non-contending teams, there are two we can’t leave out of this discussion:

LA Lakers: Los Angeles is always attractive, if we remember right Rose has made rumblings of wanting to be there before, and the sheer force of the fanbase’s desire for this might make it happen in some karmic way. We’re talking about the 10-page thread that (without looking) we know already exists at Lakersground.net.

New York Knicks: Remember, we’re dealing with Isiah Thomas, so don’t discount the idea of the Knicks resigning Rose to a higher salary for five more years somehow.

{ 15 comments }

1 JONESONTHENBA October 29, 2006 at 2:36 pm

We’re just as much contenders as your beloved Cavs…

2 nike October 29, 2006 at 4:05 pm

jalen might end up doing his gig for espn permanently if not for the raptors organization .
the latter is badly in need of an ex nbaer in its broadcast team .
the raptors promise to keep all towels away from van excel when jalen is doing courtside reporting !

3 The Cavalier October 29, 2006 at 5:13 pm

C’mon Jones, you’re gonna need to give a little explanation with that statement…

4 p October 30, 2006 at 2:22 am

people need to stop drinking the espn coolaid and thinking of the cavs as legit contenders. they made a good playoff run last year, as did the lakers. the difference is that the playoff bracket in the west is much tougher.

5 schizo October 30, 2006 at 8:24 am

lol! cav is a funny guy , you should be a screenwriter or something

6 Boney24 October 30, 2006 at 9:16 am

Cav,
I wanted to let you know that P is not in any way, shape, or fashion related to me. Nor was he/she forced by me to make comments about the Cavs.

Love,
Boney24

7 The Cavalier October 30, 2006 at 9:55 am

No Kool-Aid, P. Anyone who watched the team regularly last year knows they didn’t come close to reaching their potential. They made endless mistakes and the offense was completely stagnant.

Hughes was out and never found his place with the others, and don’t forget Mike Brown was a first-year head coach, too.

8 Lucas October 30, 2006 at 11:44 am

The Cavs will take the East.

9 Boney24 October 30, 2006 at 12:08 pm

The Pistons had a first year coach too….

10 The Cavalier October 30, 2006 at 12:17 pm

Flip’s years in Minnesota were nixed from his resume? When did that happen?

11 Boney24 October 30, 2006 at 1:30 pm

First year with a new team…oh you didn’t specify.

12 Detroit Chris M October 31, 2006 at 12:18 am

Cav,
I wanted to let you know that Boney24 and/or P is not in any way, shape, or fashion related to me. Nor was he/she forced by me to make comments about the Pistons/Cavs.

What can Brown do for you?
-chris

13 Edi November 30, 2006 at 7:00 am

Leaves without figs… Edi

14 Edi November 30, 2006 at 7:00 am

Leaves without figs… Edi

15 Edi November 30, 2006 at 7:01 am

Leaves without figs… Edi

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