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These were the Atlantic Division standings as of day the last.
If you haven’t guessed, this was something we were gonna get into yesterday afternoon, but didn’t. We’ve slyly transported the picture into an all-new post, and that’s the experience you’re having now.
Alas, the Atlantic Division is worse than ever, but after last night’s Nets victory […]

We submit the accompanied picture of Clippers guard Cuttino Mobley without comment, except for the following:
Professional basketball player consistently tagged with certain rumors: CHECK
Scarf: CHECK
No shirt: CHECK
Strangely over-exposed underwear: CHECK
Possibly wearing make-up: CHECK
A bunch of you awkwardly going “Umm…yeah. Thought so.”: CHECK
(Thanks to Leave the Man Alone for the pic.)

Everything which was new but old is now old and no longer new, yet the same, once again.
For the first time!
The Clippers lost to the Kings last night, and the most unstoried franchise in Los Angeles is on a journey back to its true destiny. Step one is complete, as they’re now below .500.
How […]

The drama of Ben Wallace’s headwear continues tonight in Chicago, as the Bulls return home to play the Knicks.
Ben himself hasn’t spoken as of yet, and nobody knows what he’ll do/wear tonight, but yesterday GM John Paxson got his say in on the matter.
He’s obviously taking the Skiles side of things, which isn’t a huge […]

While the Mavs were winning their tenth straight last night, we were busy concentrating on the biggest game on the schedule.
Yep, it was the matchup of “teams who were everyone’s darkhorses to be pretty good but in actuality have the best records in their respective conferences.”
Utah v Orlando. Jazz v Magic. Dwight v Carlos. Nelson […]

After a scary few weeks wherein it looked like this entire season may be played in some kind of upside-down parallel universe, things are starting to settle down and get back to normal.
Case in point, the PHX Suns have gone 6-1 in their last seven, and are now above .500 after their win over Portland […]

This whole thing where Ben Wallace signed with the Bulls has been pretty nice for us so far.
First of all, it obviously hurt the Pistons, although they’ve nicely recovered from their questionable start.
Secondly, CHI itself is a bonafide mess, even after their blowout victory over the NYK last night.
Here’s your scenario: Ben Wallace wears a […]

Oh, man…we love Mark Cuban.
We’re keeping this short and sweet. He posted an ode to Tim Duncan on his blog just a bit ago. It was nice, friendly, and complimentary to the game and the player.
To conclude his piece, Mark shows you a video of Tim that he himself has uploaded to YouTube.
By pure […]

That may not be entirely accurate, but if we ran the Cavaliers, that’s exactly where he’d be.
After building a big lead in the first half, Cleveland scored a massive total of nine points in the third quarter and ended up losing by like eleven or something at Indiana.
(No, we can’t be bothered to check […]

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Well, as has been the way of things so far, the Cavaliers lost to a crap team (the Raptors) last night.
They’ve got four losses on the year - all against losing teams; two of which are arguably the worst in the entire […]