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Ron Artest likes girls and money

by The Cavalier on November 8, 2006 · 14 comments

This is Artest’s new video. Our brief analysis below – this mostly speaks for itself.

Call us lacking in taste, but we kinda like this song. Are we totally off or is it not bad? Dunno if we’d ever buy it, but it’s not like it’s Kevin Federline or anything. (Ron, feel free to use that blurb in promotional materials.)

The video is what it is – nothing revolutionary, but we like girls, money, and smiling while wearing hats, too. No problems with any of this.

(NOTE: Tonight Ron meets the Pistons for the first time since that little incident thingie almost two years ago.)

{ 14 comments }

1 J.E. Skeets November 8, 2006 at 11:31 am

Profoundly average.

2 nike November 8, 2006 at 11:59 am

don’t quit your day job , ron !

3 Nels November 8, 2006 at 2:35 pm

If by “profoundly average” you mean it’s as good as a lot of people who actually do it for their “day job,” then yes, it’s just as average as anything Akon, Jibbs, Chingy, or Chamillionaire do. I’d be just as happy hearing Ron Ron on the radio or in the club.

4 SG November 8, 2006 at 2:37 pm

Dude you’re totally not off. I thought the song was fine, too. With all the money he has, there’s no way he could turn out something less than mediocre.

5 Shepard November 8, 2006 at 2:41 pm

pathetic..

6 Natalie November 8, 2006 at 5:28 pm

Now I know what to get you for Christmas, Cavalier.

7 The Big Picture November 8, 2006 at 5:43 pm

seeing how most of the video seems to be at a strip joint, clearly the video is missing a cameo by stepen jackson.

8 JONESONTHENBA November 8, 2006 at 5:50 pm

Could he be anymore cliche? Derivative, trash, club banger, hip-hop. But as mentioned above, it’s no worst than the stuff that’s out today. Actually it’s probably a lot better than that stuff.

P.S. Go Lakers!!!

9 Sean November 8, 2006 at 10:44 pm

The guy in the Yanks hat is a poor man’s Lil Jon. The whole experience (music + video) was fun, though.

10 Proverbial November 8, 2006 at 10:59 pm

LeBron James saw him in concert, but unfortunately he ducked out early.

11 Gravy November 12, 2006 at 10:10 am

Someone tell Ron he dosen’t have to rhyme every word, and maybe work in arrest with Artest.

12 Albert November 22, 2006 at 3:01 am

All asses wag their ears… Albert

13 Albert November 22, 2006 at 3:01 am

All asses wag their ears… Albert

14 Albert November 22, 2006 at 3:02 am

All asses wag their ears… Albert

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