WHO SHOT MAMBA IPHONE

The Celtics are winners

by The Cavalier on November 9, 2006 · 3 comments

Adam Morrison

The Cavaliers’ loss to the Bobcats continues to haunt us.

While we could’ve totally ripped Boston for needing overtime to get their first win of the season against Charlotte…well, yeah. We can’t.

Delonte West burst forth from near obscurity and exile to nail the winning shot, and Paul Pierce couldn’t be more happy.

PP and Wally threw in 35 each, and then passed off the potential heroic game-ender to the house elf, which he subsequently hit.

“I was confident that once I kicked it out Delonte would make the shot,” said Pierce. “He’s that kind of player. He can knock down shots when we need them. He was there for me.”

West added: “Dobby love Paul Pierce! Paul Pierce will always be there for Dobby! Paul Pierce is hero! Paul Pierce will be Dobby’s friend! Best friend to Dobby!”

It’s good to see the Celts get that first one – it’s always the most difficult, especially when you’re a bad team with a bad coach. Doubly so when you have a bad, brain-typing GM picking your players.

On the CHA side of the roundie, Emeka Okafor shut us up on all that Dwight Howard talk with 28 points and 18 rebounds, while Adam Morrison went for 12, on awesome 2-8 shooting. Also, Melvin Ely had an assist and a turnover in four minutes of play. Brevin Knight – 22 and 7 assists.

What did you think reading that last paragraph? Did you think we were doing an out of nowhere switch to an “all stats” format? Did you think we’d just lost our mind?

Did you think that we started this entire post just so we could make Morrison and Wally say all kinds of racially charged stuff, and then we stopped because it possibly reflected badly on Adam Morrison to the point that it could be actionable in court and might not fall under the umbrella of parody?

We just, y’know, threw that last one out there in a random sort of way.

{ 3 comments }

1 coach November 9, 2006 at 11:14 am

red can now rest in peace !

2 Bob November 9, 2006 at 11:39 am

Well done with the Harry Potter reference.

3 rogerl November 9, 2006 at 12:49 pm

You know what I like best about Adam Morrison? He’s in a constant state of “shrug.”

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