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Tracy McGrady is cheating

by The Cavalier on November 20, 2006 · 29 comments

We thought this was dead, but it seems our unofficial claim to fame has returned…in a way.

With Tracy McGrady and the Rockets in NYC to face the Knicks tonight, we thought it was the right time to point out the situation to your left.

We initially thought those were knee braces, but upon closer inspection of +/-4,000 pictures of Tracy McGrady’s season thus far, we’ve determined that he is indeed wearing some kind of tights hybrid.

What are they? They’re certainly not full tights, which were outlawed by David Stern this summer. Nor are they a simple non-brace knee sleeve, if such a thing even exists.

Whatever the case, they actually look quite a bit more disturbing than the full tights to us. We welcome your thoughts, speculation, or references to irrelevant late-1980s Detroit Pistons accomplishments.

{ 29 comments }

1 Boney November 20, 2006 at 10:47 am

do you realize that Vinnie Johnson has a sweeter jumpshot than Sasha Pavlovic?

I also wanted to applaud Sasha who must be reading the hype he’s getting from YAYSports…because in the loss the other night he came off the bench shooting.

2 Frank November 20, 2006 at 10:51 am

They are capri-tights. Isiah Thomas likes to harass women in capris. Isiah Thomas was on the Pistons back when they were good. QED.

3 becky November 20, 2006 at 11:10 am

much better.
capris are very euro. take that for what it’s worth…

4 Wish November 20, 2006 at 11:39 am

Those are mini tights. I like my strippers to wear the see through variety when I get my “entertainment” aka lap dances. I love to feel the real skin of the calves though

5 zack k November 20, 2006 at 1:12 pm

vinnie johnson… former baylor great

6 JONESONTHENBA November 20, 2006 at 1:21 pm

Dennis Rodman used to get his name shaved into his hair.

7 Boney November 20, 2006 at 1:34 pm

at tomorrow night’s Cav’s game I will be sporting my Bill Laimbeer throwback…

kickin’ it 1989 style

8 JONESONTHENBA November 20, 2006 at 4:33 pm

James Edwards had a wicked fadeaway J…

9 Tony Parker November 20, 2006 at 4:45 pm

Still mad they made Lebron get rid of those girly stockings he loved wearing huh? lol. Btw, how much better are the Spurs than everyone else right now? Scary.

10 zack k November 20, 2006 at 4:55 pm

well the mavs have won 5 in a row… the spurs lost to the charlotte bobcats this past week… so id say tony parker is le crazy

11 Feruw November 20, 2006 at 4:58 pm

John Salley was an adept Forward as well as a tremendous on screen actor.

12 Tony Parker November 20, 2006 at 4:59 pm

The Mavs are irrelevant kid. Get it through your thick skull. wiwi?

13 JONESONTHENBA November 20, 2006 at 6:27 pm

Lindsay Hunter owns Tony Parker…

14 zack k November 20, 2006 at 6:42 pm

sorry tony i cant get it through my skull… get this though.. this irrelevant team knocked your team out of the playoffs last year… so hopefully the spurs are taking us as lightly as your dumbass… what you think about that kid?

15 Tony Parker November 20, 2006 at 6:56 pm

Spurs – 3 rings
Mavs – 0 (Zero)

Spurs took your team out of contention 2 of those 3 times (easily I may add). The Suns (THE SUNS!) took you out the other time. I’m sorry for your losses (you were up what, 2-0 and about to go up 3-0 on the Heat before you choked?) But I guess it’s better to have won one (read:ONE) than to have never won one at all. Maybe once Timmy retires your shit hole of a city will have reason to celebrate another Western Conference Banner (cause those REALLY matter, wiwi?)

The other guy: So what if Lindsey Hunter was better that series? You lost. We won. That’s like saying Rasheed “owned” Timmy that series (which he did, but so what?) Soyez maintenant tranquille. wiwi?

16 zack k November 20, 2006 at 8:12 pm

someone loves parentheses… im impressed with your grasp of the english language spurs fan… nice work kid… i like tacos

17 Wish November 20, 2006 at 8:42 pm

Wow, a little hostility from le tony parker…GO EAT SOME FRENCH TOAST!!! with lots of syrupy syrup and butter

18 Tony Parker November 20, 2006 at 8:50 pm

I am Frech and I “grasp the english language” better than a Mav fan (surprise, surprise!). I defeated you. Now run along and play in traffic. Hostility my French ass.

19 B-Ho November 20, 2006 at 11:20 pm

Did I just read a cat fight on a blog comment page, get over yourselves and enjoy the faat that you both have good teams. There were a lot of years when both of your teams were irrelevent. BTW, Go Pistons!

20 B-Ho November 20, 2006 at 11:21 pm

fact

21 Frank November 20, 2006 at 11:25 pm

OLE!

22 B-Ho November 20, 2006 at 11:30 pm

I wonder if Tony Parker likes capris, they being “euro” and all…

23 Frank November 20, 2006 at 11:35 pm

Capris are popular in France, even for men. How do you feel?

http://www.misterpoll.com/2358761740.html

24 TVBrain November 20, 2006 at 11:48 pm

Maybe T-Mac wears ‘em to cover up fresh gang tattoos. That’s why Stern hasn’t punished him. Why do you think AI wears that sleeve? Stern put that sleeve on him. Oh, did you think Answer hurt his arm? Sorry, didn’t mean to ruin that for you.

25 JONESONTHENBA November 21, 2006 at 1:51 am

Who cares about TP…It’s all about Monta Ellis!!!!!!!

26 The Cavalier November 21, 2006 at 2:27 am

I’m up past my bedtime, in case anyone is keeping track.

27 Brandon Dean Price November 21, 2006 at 10:09 am

Monta Ellis with the sick throwdown on the Suns last night! MVP MVP!

28 Allen Iverson March 10, 2007 at 4:43 pm

Parker has nothing on Iverson. Look at it this way, put Iverson on the Spurs…they’re unbeatable. If Melo wasnt such a ball hog or would just play sum defense, the Nuggets would be great.

29 Axel June 6, 2007 at 11:58 am

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