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Bonnie-Jill Laflin EXPLOSIONS

by The Cavalier on January 15, 2007 · 14 comments

We haven’t followed the NFL with any seriousness since 1995 or so, but even we’re looking forward to watching Peyton Manning choke next weekend against the Patriots. And we hate Boston sports.

Gilbertology looks a little closer at Gilbert Arenas’s myspace page. (We requested to be his friend a week ago – still nothing!)

Larry Hughes is hurt again. What a shock. Would somebody introduce this man to a set of weights? Please?

Charlie Rosen weighs in on Chris Webber and says Detroit is the wrong spot for him.

Need4Sheed says the Pistons may also be looking at trading for Marko Jaric. Really? Where do we put the “LOL”?

Al Jefferson…reaching his potential? Thank Zeus for brain-typing.

According to The DC BOG (+Sports!), this chick is a scout for the Lakers, which makes the Lakers scouting trips pretty much the best ones.

(What if someone made her a head coach? Do you think it’d increase attendance? We think yes. What would it hurt like the Seventy-Sixers to try this for the next year or so while they wait to shed salary?)

Hornets-Bucks was postponed on Saturday, and nobody noticed until Monday.

Kevin McHale says nobody in the entire Timberwolves organization uses the phone except for him.

Janny Hu says this contract buyout trend is unfair to everyone, as players are essentially getting rewarded for playing badly or being malcontents. We agree – shouldn’t there be some like 33% or 50% rule on buyouts, ie that’s the max they can get?

Dan Shanoff weighs in on the cancellation of Stephen A Smith’s talk show. We feel neutral on it – we actually wish they’d use him more on their NBA coverage. He might make things up, but made-up things are fun to have tossing around, too.

The Heat may be forced to have Wade guard Kobe today, which is good for one and bad for the other. (Heat @ Lakers – 7PM/TNT)

By the way, it’s MLK, Jr. Day, which means there are daytime games and stuff all…day. And stuff.

(Laker-scout Bonnie-Jill Laflin also makes the earlier news at HoopsAddict and The Big Lead, in all fairness.)

{ 14 comments }

1 Boney January 15, 2007 at 10:06 am

You can put a “LOL” at the end of the sentence where it was announced that Larry Hughes was signed to a 5 year deal at between $65 and $70 million dollars.

Marko Jaric isn’t all that bad, but I’ll admit, he’s no Damon Jones. At least Jaric passes the ball and attempts to play defense.

2 Boney January 15, 2007 at 10:13 am
3 The Cavalier January 15, 2007 at 10:27 am

I can’t read the first with all the oddly placed bold lettering.

The second is from a year ago – Damon Jones isn’t perfect, but he’s actually having a really nice season so far.

4 Tz January 15, 2007 at 11:34 am

why is bonnie all naked on her official website? nba scout/ prostitute. so that’s how lakers got malone/ kobe to sign + webber soon

5 Lucas January 15, 2007 at 12:26 pm

Weights won’t help someone who’s made of glass. He needs to start drinking his milk; acting like he’s got osteoporosis worse than a 78 year old woman who’s allergic to dairy.

6 zack k January 15, 2007 at 6:44 pm

peyton is going to trash brady and the pats…

31-17 colts… write it down

go colts, go mavs

7 Nets fan January 15, 2007 at 7:29 pm

i luv how cavalier uses stuff, makes it more funny.

8 Tony Parker January 15, 2007 at 7:54 pm

I think the question we all want answered is who is the better player? Damon Jones or Steve Blake?

>>peyton is going to trash brady and the pats…
31-17 colts… write it down
go colts, go mavs

Spoken like a true fan. Delusional statement, but still….

9 Boney January 15, 2007 at 8:22 pm

Who is the better player? Brent Barry or Sasha Pavlovic?

10 Tony Parker January 15, 2007 at 8:32 pm

^Sasha Pavlovic.

“Yo, I don’t know what it is about my pathetic face but I can absolutely not grow a beard or goatee to save my freakin’ life. I can grow the peach fuzzy mustache to go along with my turtleneck style 5 o’clock shadow that I get.”

Ha.

11 The Cavalier January 15, 2007 at 8:37 pm

Flip Murray!

Wait – Nazr Mohammad!

12 Boney January 15, 2007 at 9:16 pm

haha

Tony Parker can only grow the neck beard too.

13 Boney January 15, 2007 at 9:16 pm

haha

Tony Parker can only grow the neck beard too.

14 The Festiva January 15, 2007 at 11:52 pm

am I the only one thinking of sending Ms. Assistant GM of the Lakers NBDL squad video highlights of me playin ball? naked?

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