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Well chronicled is the sad life of Doug Christie and his overbearing, psychotic wife.

For all the problems that woman has caused Doug in terms of reputation, it was hard for anyone to knock on his game. While never an All-Star, we was always a hard worker and did his part to be the best he could be.

Because of this, it’s somewhat sad to report that the Clippers have signed Doug to a 10-day contract, which are usually the things they give out to the third-leading scorer in the CBA.

A 14-year NBA veteran, Christie has averaged 11.3 points, 4.1 rebounds and 3.6 assists per game over his career. Christie tallied 3.7 points and 2.6 assists in seven games played for the Dallas Mavericks during the 2005-06 season.

See, those are the numbers of a savvy vet who should’ve drifted nicely off into obscurity, save for the occasional reality tV show about your wife’s insanity. (That nobody watches.)

But no, Doug has to come back like this, and also those idiots at the acting school we live behind won’t stop making f–king monkey noises all afternoon.

Seriously, one day they’re singing, the next day they’re running around just screaming or yelling Shakespeare or some crap.

We’re sick - we don’t need it today, acting school people. Sh-t ain’t hard - just pretend you’re a monkey. There’s no reason to spend the entire afternoon hopping around “finding your inner monkey”. And we know you’re over there saying that to each other, in between your expensive coffees you can’t afford and don’t even really like.

WE HAVE THE FLU.

(Does anyone else find it hilarious that the title for their reality show has a massive grammatical error? “The Christie’s” what? It should be “The Christies”, unless the show is about a singular “Christie” who owns something, like “Christie’s Mirror”. Also, that Christie would have to be someone who referred to themself as “The”.)

((”Christie’s Mirror” sounds like some really classy British independent film.))