Drew Gooden’s absent-minded EXPLOSIONS

Drew Gooden says he plays his best when he can’t remember anything. We thought that was like all the time, but Drew has been a beast lately, so we’re with it.

Yao’s whole journey back to health doesn’t sound terribly optimistic.

Bullets Forever wants 50 wins for the Wizards after they beat the Bulls last night.

Speaking of the Bulls, they’re not playing all that well again, causing Coach Scott to get pissy.

BASEBALL! Barry Bonds tested positive for amphetamines last season. Shockingly, he blames a teammate for it. Bonds – big quirky jerkface or simply worst person ever?

A loss to the Bobcats sends DetroitBadBoys into a “oh hell – just sign Webber” delerium.

TrueHoop is torn on how and whether to cover the Jason Kidd divorce.

We feel lucky to have no such worries – is it interesting? Yes. Done – the attorney for Joumana is going to file a surely gossip-filled counterclaim within a week.

When Mark Madsen blogs immediately after games, he sounds a little whacked out and has visions of Sam Cassell.

Don Nelson wants Keith Smart to become Coach Keith and take over the Warriors eventually.

(Didn’t he coach the Cavs for about two minutes during the Ricky Davis era?)