Miami Heat fans may rest easy for one solitary morning, at least.
Dwyane Wade came back last night, his injured wrist was once again functional, and the team beat the Portland Trailblazers on the road.
The whole deal wasn’t particularly pretty, but in times like these, you don’t concern yourself with such things.
You concern yourself with Jason Kapono (or “Cups” as we inexplicably called him in his Cavaliers days) getting the start and throwing up 19.
“It wears on you when you lose five straight. Because we are the defending champions, people are kind of harsh on us. It feels good to get Dwyane back and get a win. It makes the rest of the trip better.”
That’s it?
C’mon, Jason – you’re starting for the world champs. You’re Dwyane Wade’s official temporary sidekick. Can’t you show a little excitement? Can’t you talk about how you suddenly got really tan out of nowhere one week when you were with the Cavs?
Can’t you be all like, “I miss Pat Riley – what a jerk.”
Speaking of that former coaching man, does he come back immediately, now that Heat won a game, or does he wait until they’ve won like 3 of 4? Even 6 of 8 maybe?
You know, suddenly that hip replacement (or did he do the knee first?) isn’t so urgent anymore?
Oh, and DWYANE WADE HAS NO LEGS and RON ROTHSTEIN IS BALD.
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Well. Flash is back. Had that nice reverse and dunk. He’s back. Finally. Heat are almost as bad as Blazers…just two wins off. It was pretty sad. Who thinks that Shaq can really bring them back into championship form? Seriously. Anybody?
sorry for double post. but i meant two losses off not two wins. 19 compared to 21.
At this point, maybe Miami should just start tanking for a good lottery pick and try moving some contracts around for cap space (antione maybe?). Come next year, they could have Wade, Oden/Durant, & Vince Carter. And I’ll hate them even more. But it beats having to watch the whistles they get in the playoffs.
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