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Gilbert Arenas is hung over

by The Cavalier on January 8, 2007 · 10 comments

At the risk of this being the most redundant post in the entire NBA blogosphere, we’re still going to address the infamous Birthday Party du Gilbert of Arenas.

By the same token, we don’t want to be redundant, so just go over to Bullets Forever, which has linked up all of the various party reports, both from those that were there to those who may have been there, to those who seem like they were there, but we can’t tell which parts really occured or not.

(Wizznutzz, we’re looking at you. (And we love you.))

Reports go from “awesome” to “too crowded” to “just another night at this club” to “bacon-filled”. (Wizznutzz, we’re still looking at you.)

Anyway, the remaining issue nobody has covered, and thus we will – how many days was Gilbert hung over for, and was his (potentially) hung over swag phenomenal or not against the Raptors yesterday?

“I don’t think we’ve ever played well on 1 o’clock games,” Arenas said after [Raptors forward Chris] Bosh had 24 points and 15 rebounds to lead the Raptors to a 116-111 victory over the Wizards on Sunday.

“In the NBA that’s a weird time, especially for your body because that’s usually your practice time. A 1 o’clock practice, you know how that goes.”

Yeah, we know how it goes when you have a $1M birthday party that your entire team was at and 36 hours later you have to play a professional basketball game.

Gil put up 33, but his shooting percentage was somewhere in the “low” range.

As for the Raptors and the recent return of Chris Bosh…ROOOAAAARRRWWWWRRR!!!!! They’re 15-19 and threatening to get to .500 – go eat that Atlantic Division – you do it, buddy.

As a Gilbert Arenas wrap-up, please note the humbleness that the man retains – in the picture above (the one with the WHORES girls, Agent Zero makes sure he has his ticket around his neck, just in case someone tries to boot him from his own thing.

(One other note – to those all excited/impressed/disgusted/whatever that Gilbert spent an alleged $1M on his own birthday party, please understand that when your party has a “sponsor” (Vitamin Water), it means they “paid for the party”.)

{ 10 comments }

1 midwestcoastbias January 8, 2007 at 10:33 am

At least Gilbert was smart enough not to tell everyone that he tuned out Eddie Jordan’s speeches because he was thinking of his birthday party (hello TO).

2 Boney January 8, 2007 at 5:20 pm

Who cares about TO? Gilbert is borderline annoying

3 Kevin January 8, 2007 at 7:43 pm

Dude. That’s pretty scary. The chick on the far right is taller than Gilbert. And how tall is he? like 6′ 4″? dammmmnnnn

4 The Festiva January 9, 2007 at 12:19 am

hmm, other than the chick to his immediate left, I’m not feeling these girls (yes, literally and figuratively). I guess the really hot chicks were topless at lebron’s. Even more reason to root for the cavs!

5 ZAKK January 9, 2007 at 3:49 am

Gil? Annoying?
I think Gilbert has one of the best personalities in the NBA.
I love the guy.

6 Carlo January 9, 2007 at 7:18 am

She’s not taller, she’s closer to the camera. Anyway, this is one of those pictures that’s gonna be found somewhere on the interweb in 10 years and everybody’ll have a good laff.

7 The Cavalier January 9, 2007 at 10:25 am

Yeah bu the interweb will be a big hologram that’s zapped into your brain in ten years, so what then, smart guy?

8 Kevin January 9, 2007 at 6:10 pm

Either way she’s a f—ing giant. Cuz shes not that much closer.

9 shyneka May 18, 2007 at 8:40 am

heyyyy gilbert is looking really sharp and sexy… datz my husband and yall can’t ball like he do..

love mrs. arenas … shyneka

10 Jeremy January 9, 2008 at 11:11 am

Ive seen better photos at ghettoprompictures.com. Id be embarrassed to be that rich and have so little class.

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