Jason Kidd is divorcing

If the happy news of the day is Coach Mike’s fury, the sad news would have to be the news about Jason Kidd’s family situation.

The Nets PG has filed for divorce from his wife, who at this point sounds like she can be categorized as “questionably sane”.

Why? Because this isn’t just a divorce – there restraining orders and allegations of child abuse involved.

We could get all deep into the stories about Kidd’s wife Joumana sneaking into the locker room to go through Jason’s locker, and then leaving their son downstairs alone while she goes up to the arena to heckle her husband during the games, but we’d rather just post the email that informed us of this news.

My Dearest,

How can you mention the Nets and crime, yet fail to provide the domestic abuse details? Joumana is a big bad in-game heckling ho who DESERVED to get punched over that french fry…I mean for hurting her kids. JKidd, protector of children. Because sometimes, the bitch DOES deserve it.

[LINK WAS LOVINGLY PLACED HERE]

Love,
Becky

Yeah, you know it.

This is the type of stuff that happens when you take a long layoff from blogging and then come back Photoshopping LeBron James as the Hulk.

Love letters. She may as well just come out as say she wants to give us hugs and kisses. And then we’d be all like, “Yeah, I want to hug and kiss you, too. Oh man!”

As for Kidd, sucks for him – guess “bang that lady out” takes on a whole new meaning with he and the soon-to-be-ex. (We reference his own domestic abuse charge from when he was in PHX.)

Anyway, as complicated and difficult as all of this will be, at least he can go have sex with groupies and not have to worry about hiding it from his wife anymore, so that’s a big plus.