Well, as A-1 part-time (this season) LeBron James backers, we better cover this one, otherwise we’re just gonna look like we go around avoiding dirt or possible dirt on our favorite home-town players.
No problems here really, except that his son is in some of the pics with him. Actually, no problems there, either – the kid probably gets more chicks than we do, and we had sex with 7 different girls 4 different times already this morning. (Do the math – it adds up to something.)
Anyway, the real problem here is that YB&F is alleging other stuff about LeBron, and it’s stuff we want to put in blockquotes right…now.
And weren’t Solo and Kelly big kickin it poolside with Lebron when he was all up on Bey’s cousin Angie about a year ago–while Bron was still with Savannah? And weren’t rumors flying everywhere that Bron and Angie were on some Angelina and Brad DL type stuff? And now everybody’s just cool as hell kickin it in Miami? No ma’am. A simple “WTF?” will do in this case. Savannah may wanna watch her man…and her “friends”….
Hell, yeah – we agree, cause that’s how we roll, plus we don’t know who Angie is. Add Bey into that mix and it gets a little explosive.
Look, what matters here is LeBron likes pool parties and boobs. (Who doesn’t, though? Isn’t that the whole point of getting rich and famous – girls and money? Didn’t Ron Artest teach us this?)
Oh, and if the previous gossip action wasn’t enough, look what gets said about the young lady who’s topless, and what she may be trying to accomplish with LeBron:
She knows damn well Lebron is looking like she is a country biscuit in some thick peppered gravy. Damn shame….
There you have it, people.
The truth about the other side of being a professional athlete. Women will show you their boobs and try to have sex with you while imagining you’re a heavy spiced platter of Southern style breakfast food.
That’s not even all…a perusal of the comments section of the post reveals more, including possible references to Beyonce Knowles’s sister! (We think!)
What in the hell? That is a triflin shame! But it does kinda put some truth to the possibilty that Kelly is kickin it with Bron’s manager…Savannah needs to check her man, I don’t care how lavish she’s livin
SMH, indeed! Screw you, Bey and Angie! LeBron, Jr. doesn’t need your garbage! Foot massage!
Oh, and then there’s the greatest life lesson of all:
Black chicks who are trying to snag an athlete PLEASE pay attention to the pics. White women definitely know how to do it…
Yes, “get naked” – the ages-old secret of white women everywhere – it took centuries to figure out, and was written in the ancient scrolls. God bless us everyone.
SMH again! (Further reading of the comments reveals that this means “Shaking My Head”, as if you are distraught, surprised, slightly disappointed, and/or amazed by what you’ve read. It’s totally our new favorite thing.)
UPDATE: There are no pictures which actually show LBJ, Jr with boobs.