Well, as A-1 part-time (this season) LeBron James backers, we better cover this one, otherwise we’re just gonna look like we go around avoiding dirt or possible dirt on our favorite home-town players.
Via SLAM (via Fanhouse, via Young, Black, & Fabulous) come these pictures of LeBron James hanging out in Miami with some topless chicks. Sorry - topless female humans.
No problems here really, except that his son is in some of the pics with him. Actually, no problems there, either - the kid probably gets more chicks than we do, and we had sex with 7 different girls 4 different times already this morning. (Do the math - it adds up to something.)
Anyway, the real problem here is that YB&F is alleging other stuff about LeBron, and it’s stuff we want to put in blockquotes right…now.
And weren’t Solo and Kelly big kickin it poolside with Lebron when he was all up on Bey’s cousin Angie about a year ago–while Bron was still with Savannah? And weren’t rumors flying everywhere that Bron and Angie were on some Angelina and Brad DL type stuff? And now everybody’s just cool as hell kickin it in Miami? No ma’am. A simple “WTF?” will do in this case. Savannah may wanna watch her man…and her “friends”….
Hell, yeah - we agree, cause that’s how we roll, plus we don’t know who Angie is. Add Bey into that mix and it gets a little explosive.
Look, what matters here is LeBron likes pool parties and boobs. (Who doesn’t, though? Isn’t that the whole point of getting rich and famous - girls and money? Didn’t Ron Artest teach us this?)
Oh, and if the previous gossip action wasn’t enough, look what gets said about the young lady who’s topless, and what she may be trying to accomplish with LeBron:
She knows damn well Lebron is looking like she is a country biscuit in some thick peppered gravy. Damn shame….
There you have it, people.
The truth about the other side of being a professional athlete. Women will show you their boobs and try to have sex with you while imagining you’re a heavy spiced platter of Southern style breakfast food.
That’s not even all…a perusal of the comments section of the post reveals more, including possible references to Beyonce Knowles’s sister! (We think!)
What in the hell? That is a triflin shame! But it does kinda put some truth to the possibilty that Kelly is kickin it with Bron’s manager…Savannah needs to check her man, I don’t care how lavish she’s livin
And THIS.
STILL….SMH…LEBRON..LEBRON…LEBRON
SMH, indeed! Screw you, Bey and Angie! LeBron, Jr. doesn’t need your garbage! Foot massage!
Oh, and then there’s the greatest life lesson of all:
Black chicks who are trying to snag an athlete PLEASE pay attention to the pics. White women definitely know how to do it…
Yes, “get naked” - the ages-old secret of white women everywhere - it took centuries to figure out, and was written in the ancient scrolls. God bless us everyone.
SMH again! (Further reading of the comments reveals that this means “Shaking My Head”, as if you are distraught, surprised, slightly disappointed, and/or amazed by what you’ve read. It’s totally our new favorite thing.)
UPDATE: There are no pictures which actually show LBJ, Jr with boobs.
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I can’t believe a professional athlete would ever do such a thing. (*Laying on sarcasm thick*) Waiting for a response from Boney stating that at least the Pistons check out bigger boobs or something of that nature.
Americans are so weird about breasts. If being around topless women at the pool makes someone a bad parent, then no child should ever go to the beach in Spain, France, etc.
Get that kid back in front of the TV where he belongs.
Listen up! I am a Big Lebron fan as many of us are,but i dont need to go that deep into his personal life!All i know is that they all live a pretty damn good life,Lebron ,Junior, and Savannah!she knows whats goin on or she doesnt care!And we know how scandalous groupies can be!Good thing he was just lookin!The day he pulls a “Kobe in Colorado” let me know!
“Gosh, I wonder why LeBron won’t marry me?”
-Savanah
i like lots of boobalishes chiks in da tit
theres no need to hate on lebron. hes doing what a natural male would do, if you see a chick with no shirt any MAN would look!
Men without money are dogs .you should know he is a even bigger one.
I’m so late reading this, but I wanted to clear up the names. Solo is Solange (Beyonce’s sister), Kelly is Kelly Rowland from Destiny’s Child and Angie is Beyonce’s cousin and assistant. Last year that site had pics of Lebron and all of them together in a pool and him and Angie seemed to be really into each other. Its a gossip site though and something tells me that Savannah wasn’t too far away and was conveniently left out the shots.
im a big lebron fan and a big boobs fan so i am glad that they could get their agents together and finally collaborate
Lebron james will never i repeat never will be like Micheal Jordan look lebron cant even pass a player on defence he will have to be better then he is now i am not saying lebron james sucks he is a ok player but he will never be like everyone says “the king” “the chossen one” he will never ever ever be those names!!!
And i will say 1 more time he will never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never ever be like micheal jordan!!!!!
Who shot mamba will never i repeat never will be like american roundie in america look snakes cant even talk like anthony hopkins he will have to find someone else to talk i am not saying who shot mamba sucks i think it is an ok movie but it will never be like everyone says “great” “awessome” it will never ever ever be those names and i will end this sentence!!!!!!
and i will say it 5000 more times it will never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never be like american roundie in america!!!!!!!! careful!!!!!!!!!!
American Roundie in America will be back on the WSM? DVD - promise! I too think it is a classic, and also is the 1st historic appearance of the Roundie Henchmen!
I like how xanax trackedback on you.. sweet!
OH WOW THE PICTURE IS SO CLEAR WE CAN EASILY TELL ITS LEBRON
ok first and for most spurs champ stfu lebron ROCKS and so what people love boobs
lebron is 10x better than wade sorry i just had to say it
Why do people keep commenting this one? Are people searching for “lebron boobs” in Google?
Shouldn’t they?
Maybe some search with LeBron and Boobie Gibson brings it up.
Actually, this site pops up on the first page of google when you search for Lebron james ‘images’.
Lebron is from america, women dont walk around topless on beaches like they do in foreign countries so of course he looked. Its different, its new, its shocking. Then after all, he is a man. What man isnt going to look?
The question here isnt why was Lebron looking at that white women’s boobs.
Its how big were these boobs?
HOLLA!
I have people searching for horrific amusement park accident pictures looking at my site now… just what I need, weirdos looking at my page.
hay how doses he paly he is so good
hey lebron,i am a great fun of u ,i love u very much ,u and dywane wade,thanks
thats not lebrone dumbasses theres no tats on his arm
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