Big surprise! He really does.

Well, we’re way late (we think) on this one - the new “Second Coming” commercials from Nike regarding the latest edition of the Air Force One line. This has all the major Nike guys - Kobe, LeBron, Nash, Tony La France, etc. Also SHEED!. (Exclamation point officially added as of this morning. No, we don’t know why.)

Watch:


There’s officially something wrong with us, by the way, because this commercial did nothing for us. Where is our passion? Oh yes, that’s right. Lebron and the Cavs sucked it all away with the SEA/POR/DEN Epic Blowouts of Non-Effort last week.

See here, Coach Mike - your non-offense and non-yelling at people is bringing down our enjoyment of Nike commercials, which in turn lessens the chance we buy some new Nike product, which of course leads to the downfall of the economy, and eventually the end of civilization.

In conclusion, one more long, ill-advised David Wesley (why???) jumper and the apocalypse starts. WAY TO GO.

(We went to see Apocalypto over XMas with our dad, and when he ordered the tix, he called it “Apocklemumbo”.)


7 Responses to “LeBron James wears Nike”

  1. 1 Karakash

    It’s very similar to that Reebok commercial with Dominique, Kemp and all other of their guys from the first half of the 90’s.

  2. 2 Boney

    Or it’s almost exactly like the Air Force One commercial from umm… let me think… 25 YEARS AGO!?!?!?

  3. 3 The Cavalier

    I was watching Sesame Street and Smurfs 25 years ago.

  4. 4 Boney

    you know what I was watching 25 years ago? I can’t remember, because I was like 6 months old this date, 25 years ago…

    I do know one thing though, I know I didn’t like Anderson Varejao and his silly hair back then either…

  5. 5 becky

    This commercial gets me all sorts of juiced.
    25 years ago, I was not born yet.
    But good to know Sesame Street and The Smurfs had enough staying power to still be around for my formative years.
    And P.S. Thundercats, HOOOOOOO. Just cuz.

  6. 6 ZAKK

    This commercial would be THAT MUCH BETTER if they had the original Nike Air Force One team now.
    A balding john stockton dribbles it down the court and, tosses the ball to Charles Barkley, who complains that he can’t handle the ball because his “fingers are all sticky,” from his 17 jelly donuts in the break room.
    He throws up a shot, regardless, but it is turned away with a .22 caliber bullet from Karl Malone.
    Despite the miss, Sir Charles claimed the shot was “spectacular” shortly before criticizing everyone’s attire.

  7. 7 www.atmosfootwear.com

    Hello

    Please check out www.atmosfootwear.com for the latest styles of nike shoes including the very popular nike air force 1’s and Air Jordans.

Leave a Reply