The Cavalier is sick
Published by The Cavalier January 31st, 2007 in NBA, Rookies, All-Star Games
Time to let it out.
It’s true - we’re gonna say it.
It sounds cliche, but we’re one of those people who never gets sick. Like, ever. Even when we broke a (set of many) bone(s) in our face, we were healed within minutes. MINUTES.
We’re somewhat of a health/fitness nut, so on the rare occasion we find ourself ill, we’re double the upset, as
1) We don’t feel good
2) We feel a deep feeling of betrayal from our physical vessel, ie our body. We treat you well, and you do us like this?
Anyway, some things we’ve learned on this day, and our second list of this post.
1) We don’t like being sick.
2) Our sickness weakens our resolve to boycott the Cavaliers any longer.
3) We’re almost positive this is what the final stages of being maimed feels like.
4) Theraflu is the grossest stuff ever.
5) Taking 20 echinacea capsules is completely safe. (At least as of about 8 hours later.)
6) The same can be said for Vitamin C tablets.
7) When we called our Mom earlier, we called her Mommy. (We do this normally, but admitting it here, amongst the “other things that happen when sick” is the safest way to disclose.)
8) Our sister is also sick, but it seems she has a completely different sickness. While we are “achey and fluey”, she has the added bonus of a harsh cough.
9) We tried to make this soup. but it came out the consistency of pudding, so we threw it away.
10) We have an Academy screener of The Departed, so we’re like watching that at home while the rest of you aren’t watching it at all!
11) In our quest to come up with ten things for this list, we made up at least two items, one of which may be #11, which means there may not be two fake items.
That’s all. In other NBA news, we don’t feel good and the Rookie/Sophomore Challenge rosters are out, and it’s now called the T-Mobile Rookie Challenge & Youth Jam???
At least it’s a sign that you don’t have HIV. =)
How so? I’m not convinced.
Who the fuck is we? Are you like 3 people? If you’re “sick”, wouldn’t getting away from a computer and into a quilt the better thing to do? Then again, you sometimes claim to not be able to post for a few days but post anyway about how you wont be able to post for a few days. You people are wierder than those stains on the life size cut out Dirk Nowitzki next to zack k’s bed.
I use a laptop, TP.
by “I,” you must mean “we,” right?
How is sickness making it harder to boycott the Wine & Gold? Me thinks seeing LeBron return to put up 39 points in a loss to the Heat will make you feel worse.
8-2 without LeBron. Let the columns begin.
You start!
mail me the departed please
I love the photoshop, cavalier rocks, even though he is dying from the flu
put some vodka in the theraflu. heard it’s the shit.
Any more on that Artest-Bibby to Cavs rumor? That would be great for Cavs - Pistons match-ups. And I think Boney pointed out that it might hurt Cleveland’s frontcourt, but Artest would be able to match-up against most 4’s in the East (again). But you’d think if Sac-town was getting another big, they’d consider throwing Corliss into the trade, since he doesn’t seem to get much love there. But that whole trade seems like a pretty unlikely reality. On the topic of spreading trade rumors (and/or flu/HIV): Andre Miller. Mo-Pete. To where? Who, you? We or I? Gasol & Boston? Ignignokt! Either way, anybody else sick of all those ‘Titanic’ articles? Those teams all suck, we all knew that already, damn East coast bias, meanwhile, interesting things are happening elsewhere, like Zach Randolph continues to try for McMillan (aka ‘teams The Cavalier ignores’)
12) Maxiell had 16 pts yesterday.
Don’t fret, I had the flu five times last year.
I am hearing word that tony bennet for eric snow, because tony bennet is quicker laterally!
I heard straight from David Aldridge’s mouth that Houston is offering Dikembe Mutombo and Luther Head to the Cavs for Larry Hughes