The Orange Roundie is finding himself

There comes a time in every roundie’s life when it must simply…select a path.

For our associate the Orange Roundie, that time is now. (As of this morning he’s out of a job.)

We honestly have no idea where he is – this is apparently a darker than normal time for the little guy. That said, there are reports that he may show his face sometime this week.

Things being what they are, if ever there was a time to introduce a new item in the store, it’s now, yes? Seriously – what’s a relaunch if you’re not trying to gouge your readership for their cash?

Choose your side…for a war is brewing.

You won’t know what that war is all about for awhile yet, but it’s never too early to start recruiting. (Three designs available! Logos, “Official Roundie Henchman”, etc, etc, etc!)

Careful…potential merchandise buyer…caaaaaaaareful…