The UtahJazzBlog is shocked that nobody is talking up the Dallas at Utah game tonight, considering it’s a matchup between two of the best teams (record-wise) in the Western Conference.
Well, when perusing tonight’s schedule a few minutes ago, that game did indeed stand out to us as significant. This is not a lie, nor is it as significant as somebody getting murdered like 3 blocks away from us this morning.
Sample conversation between a jogging us and COP ON THE SCENE:
COP ON THE SCENE: Hey, you can’t come this way, kid.
CAVALIER: What’s going on?
COTS: Somebody got murdered.
CAV: Okay, that’s cool.
COTS: It’s cool?
CAV: No, I mean it’s cool that I won’t run this way. Like I’m not fighting you on it.Long, long, long pause.
COTS: They caught the guy.
CAV: Oh, that’s cool.
COTS: Is everything cool to you or something?
CAV: I’ma go now.
Yeah, so we ran the alternate route, all the while wondering how and why we just used an “I’ma” in actual conversation.
This all brings us back to DAL@UT. Nice game, but Utah isn’t the dominant team they were in November. They’re also somewhat boring, although that may just be the stigma coming from being in Utah – we haven’t actually watched them play this year.
The real deal though is thus: we’d much rather check out (besides the obvious CLE@SAC) Toronto going into New Jersey, in a battle of two sub-.500 teams battling it out for first place with the 15-21 Knicks.
The Atlantic Division continues to be absolutely fascinating, and truth be told, Toronto is playing some decent ball. They could be like a real team and everything in a year or two.
Murder, East-West conflicts, disgruntled Mormons – wow, this is an exciting morning, and it’s made all the better by our climb back into the Top Ten on LowPost DOT NET.
Before our OCT/NOV “slowdown” and DEC “complete shutdown”, we were in a consistant battle with True Hoop for the top spot, and we’re determined to return there.
You hear that, Abbot? You hear the footsteps? You here the rain and thunder? That’s weather, kid. And when weather gets angry, the principal is you PAL, cause that’s how the spelling on that works. Teach that to your possibly basketball-legend named child, and then take it to the bank!
NOTE: First we need to roll on The Nugg Doctor, so like, look out for your own weather based threats, coming soon, Doc. We’ll probably be bringing like an avalanche your way, or maybe a hail storm, in the case that an avalanche is classified under “natural disaster” and not “exteme weather condition that can make people’s lives uncomfortable and scary”.
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^^^^What’s that? More people jocking you? Feel special?
Ok it’s below now. Would you classify you blog as sports gossip?
There’s nothing like stealing and then hitting the trackback setting to “on” to point yourself out.
This reminds me of the time I got pulled over because my car looked like a car that was involved in a fender-bender right in front of me and then fled the scene. The first words out of my mouth were something to the effect of “Oh, I know why you pulled me over, but it was another red car.” What is it about cops that makes us talk stupid?
Nothing compares,
Nothing compares 2 U
Go Jaysports w00t w00t yeah!
*Sigh* How come interesting stuff like that always happens to you? I’ve probably never even talked to a cop. And the Knicks are actually considered a “playoff team” in the East. What has the world come to?
It’s just LA – there are crazy people and murders everywhere you look.
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