Another Cavaliers-Heat analysis

Couple quick things – Dan Gilbert, we hope you’re reading today. We’ve received more email about the Cavaliers in the past 12 hours than we have since the Washington series last year.

Every single one of them is angry, and many claim to be giving up on watching them at all. The general concensus is that if they were 0-42 but gave 100% every night, nobody would have a problem.

We think our favorite thing is that “Coach Mike” seems to have taken hold. Anyway, this one is from our Mommy. Yes, we’re going there – if she’s mad at you, then there’s a really a problem, ’cause she’s (this is objective and provable with charts/graphs) like the nicest lady ever.

ARGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
I can’t believe we wasted another evening watching them…
Lebron should just sit on the bench….he’s annoying.
Shouldn’t a guy making the obnoxious money he’s making be able to make his free throws?
That kissing thing is gay…
Coach Mike should just stay in the locker room…serves no purpose.
I like Daniel Gibson…
Pollard should not be permitted to even DRESS until he shaves his head and his face – it’s embarrassing…
They just don’t seem to care about winning…
That’s my detailed synopsis of the stupid Cavaliers…

How’re you feeling today?

The great thing about our Mom is she’s eternally young, and says things like “That kissing thing is gay…”

Anyway, in answer to the most important question, we have no idea how we’re feeling. Two days ago we were dying. Yesterday morning we got up at about 98%, went to the gym, put in a day of work, then about 7pm started to feel like crap again.

This morning we’re sitting at about 70%, so we have no idea what’s going on.

The lovely and charming Miss Gossip sent over that bowl of marshmallow soup for us, although later informed us those are actually “echinacea wontons”, which haven’t even been invented yet.

Regardless, we printed it out and ate it, so we’ll see where our traitorous vessel takes us from here. Thank you for your support – according to LowPost DOT NET, our illness is the biggest NBA story of the year.

(We’d recommend you follow that link over the NBA Fanhouse to read Miss Gossip’s writings, but there are currently 432 new posts since 6am.)