Chris Bosh is at .500
Published by The Cavalier February 1st, 2007 in NBA, Toronto Raptors, Washington Wizards, Standings, Chris Bosh
The 2007 Atlantic Division is, of course, one of the top ten worst things to ever exist on planet earth (Modern Era). It lies somewhere after Hitler and before “Family Guy”.
That said, the Toronto Raptors are determined to get the division off that list, and their climb back to .500, which was accomplished last night by beating the Wizards, goes a long way toward doing just that.
(That was a horribly composed sentence. Dear lord.)
The key to this year’s somewhat unexpected success? Even under the guidance of an expected-to-be-let-go head coach, it seems to be chemistry. All for one and one for all and all that junk.
“It’s like a family here and it doesn’t matter who starts and who doesn’t start, we have to win,” said [Jose] Calderon, [of the Calderan System of Racbar 7]. “We did and everybody’s happy today, nobody’s talking about who’s playing and who’s not. We win, and everybody’s happy. That’s our thing.
“I tell you all the time, we need the 14 guys here to win games. We never know when it’s our turn to play good or play bad, everybody in this room is important to win games.”
Speaking of playing good, starting Eastern All-Star PF Chris Bosh hit 15 straight shots, which is like SO GOOD.
We’ve gone back and forth on Bosh quite a bit. Kinda like omelettes - like we realize they’re really good and can even be good for you, but we can’t get into them for some reason.
With Bosh, we’re ready to go with it, though. Let’s just let go - loosen up - let’s be Chris Bosh fans, right? There’s nothing, like, wrong with it. So he looks like a dinosaur. He also plays for the dinosaur team.
Run around and call that coincidence all you want, but we call it a reason to live.
(Forget all this Raptor nonsense - don’t any of you even start trying to tell us that “Family Guy” is a “great show”. It’s the definition of hackish. Take the Simpsons and “do it a little different”. That’s all it is. We believe South Park dedicated an entire episode to this which we would’ve dubbed correct had we seen it in its entirety.)
Dear Dino-Boshes,
Please take Vince back. Send us 75 cents on the dollar. My liver can no longer handle games where Mikki Moore is the lead scorer and the Irish bartender wants to argue with me about how to pronounce “Mikki.”
Thank you.
Love,
Becky
P.S. Omelettes are hit or miss, but huevos rancheros are always cool.
Yo, I’m surprised Scoop Jackson hasn’t written an article about how you putting a head of a thicklipped, bug-eyed dino-head on Chris Bosh’s (black guy) body is racist.
Omelettes are money by the way… I enjoy mine Denver style!
Yea the photoshop is about right….dude has a long ass neck. ROOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAWWWWWWWRRRRRRRRRRR!
Bring back Reghi….Fred Mc Loed is a douche.
tony parker an all star? what a joke
dirk for mvp.. he obviously has no help
haha love the Dino pic! Cavalier u r so creative, now we gotta see if u can do an interview with him n see if he can admit hes a real Raptosaur, maybe hes gotta landfill as a bathroom, u kno how Dino’s take huge dumps, i.e. Jurassic park
Did anyone else just see Shaq fall on his ass after attempting a dunk?
My life is complete.
note to self… drive in lane… jump in air… fall down… foul is called…
fuck dwade.. hes such a piece of shit…
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cav i am expecting a post tomorrow on how much you hate dwade… how the hell was that a flagrant foul?
LeBron HAMMERED him.
If that doesn’t mean suspension, then Stern has a screw loose.
LeBron hammered him, but it was not intentional. I hope LeBron doesn’t get suspended for the Pistons’ game… Detroit’s got nothing to stop Sasha from going off