If you’ve been around awhile, you know we’re huge fans of the To Catch a Predator series on Dateline NBC.
The show rolls on, despite 95% of the men now suspecting they’re being set up. It’s interesting to watch the development of the strategy. You know they’re having problems getting guys inside – they’re totally letting the decoys stay in the same room with predators for a few seconds, whereas they used to not even let them be seen at all.
Some of our favorite parts are these new moments between predator and fake teen – the bad actress girl says things like “Do you want some lemonade?” or “I made cookies”. It’s the little touches we love here – you know, keeping that authenticity up that this is actually a kid via the use of cookies. Because kids love cookies – brilliant.
Last night one of the guys (who they always make sure to describe as something like “a 27-year old who serves pizza at Costco”) took things to a new level and actually tried to give the decoy a hug.
We figure it won’t be long before they let the mark actually start having sex with the decoy just to keep him inside long enough for Chris Hansen to pop out and say his “What are you doing here?” or last night’s classic “That’s a pretty hot Mustang you’ve got.”
Also, the Long Beach Police Dept wears jeans.
Anyway, after the 15th straight loss last night, Jeff from Celticsblog comes up with five reasons not to make any trades. Also, he says watching the team is boring. Weird.
To help with the tanking of the season, On the verge of returning to action, Paul Pierce is sent to the hospital with an elbow infection.
Phil Jackson accuses the Lakers of playing video games and watching porn. We know he’s injured and all, but you just know that porn thing is all creepy Kwame.
Clippers lose to Knicks, Corey Maggette all up in Coach Mike’s (Clippers edition) face again.
Heat Coach Ron Rothstein is scared of MIA’s game against the Celtics tonight. Huh?
Well, since we used all of our space talking about the Celtics and online sex predators, we leave you with this link to nothing.
Yes, we do that a lot. Like, who was smart enough to hop on bleach DOT COM? And wow – looks what’s up with hamburgers DOT COM.
(Our other favorite moment last night was the real bitter guy who wouldn’t go outside and get arrested. He just kept getting all up in Hansen like, “Thanks a lot, man. Now my life is ruined. You suck.”)
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yessss best episode yet.
“That’s not your penis?”
“No.”
“Then whose penis is it?”
“You’re trying to set me up. Like on that show Dateline.”
“LOLz. Ur insane.”
my fave is still the voiceovers of the IMs.
Yeah she’s like “wutz a dateline :p letz kiss lol”
Just like the conversation I would have with you if we ever IMed!
I really liked the guy last week that brought the picnic lunch. That was really nice of him.
Becky is so money
Becky is so money
Becky I miss you so.
How about the dude with the dildo. “Most girls can’t handle it.”
What’s the over/under on “time until we see Kwame Brown on Dateline?”
Isn’t Chris Hansen a punter for the Jacksonville Jaguars?
AHA! i have figured out the Kwame Cake incident! he thought there was a stripper in there and he was just trying to save a fellow virgin
Nice ongoing quotes:
“Awesome!”
“I have something to tell you…and that is that I’m Chris Hansen.”
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