While AwfulAnnouncing wonders whether Vegas’s mayor will be pulling out the KKK robes this weekend, everyone else is just trying like hell to get out of playing in the All-Star Game.
Jason Kidd was the latest to drop out – he plans on using his newfound separated marriage as an excuse to indulge in sluts for the majority of Sat/Sun and the latter hours of Friday, which leaves little to no time for any type of basketball playing activities.
That’s fine though – there are plenty of other guys who can both indulge in sluts and play in the game within the same 3 day period – some even do both at the same time.
One such lad is Joe Johnson of the Atlanta Hawks, who has been added to the team as of a few hours ago.
Indulge in sluts, indulge in sluts, indulge in sluts, indulge in sluts, indulge in sluts, indulge in sluts, indulge in sluts, indulge in sluts, indulge in sluts, indulge in sluts, indulge in sluts, indulge in sluts, indulge in sluts, indulge in sluts, indulge in sluts, indulge in sluts, indulge in sluts, indulge in sluts, indulge in sluts.
GO HAWKS!
(One of the new things we do when writing a post is figure out if the ALL-NEW TRUEHOOP, PRESENTED BY ESPN will get slapped on the wrist for linking to said post. On a scale of 1-10 we’d rate the probability of this one being non-linkable at an 8, mainly due to the subtle use of the phrase “indulge in sluts”.)
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Wow. Dude i’m still at work and your still posting away as if you get paid by the rant. What is this like your 5th today? Jesus, either you need to get a hobby (job?) or I need to get in on this “Post all day” crap. You get paid for this? God bless whoever shells out the money. By the time i’m ducking and dogdeing traffic in mid-town Manhattan, you might be on your 9th. I guess as long as you have slave boys checking for your every post like Carlo and zack kay and becky (I know your a dude, dude), it’s all good. I’m not wasted yet i’m just swamped. But i’m sure you don’t know what that feels like (the swamped part, i’m sure you get wasted of like Zima or some shit). Free James White.
sorry TP, they’re real and they’re SPECTACULAR.
also, it’s funny how law school and the jobs that come with it allow you to be completely swamped yet have a ton of free time simultaneously.
buck up, man, it’s hump day.
The armadillo cowboy could not be happier, i’m sure.
I wish I had the opportunity to get paid way too much money to go to vegas and, well, indulge in sluts.
This leads me to thinking about what the easiest job in the world actually is.
I say it goes to Jalen Rose.
He’s getting paid millions and millions of dollars by the Knicks, 750 grand by the Suns, and plays probably less than 2 minutes per game.
His monetary gain-to-effort ratio is OFF DA CHARTS.
Who is replacing Nash in the skills competition?
The obvious first choice would have been JKidd, then AI, so is it going to be Deron Williams? Chris Paul?
Now I’m not a Boston fan or anything, but Gerald Green is Dr. Dunkenstein. He’s got the dunk contest in the bag, plus Boston REALLY needs to win something.
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