A good friend sat us down this morning and informed us of a solid piece of factual information.
There’s no joy in these parts of the internet anymore. Our musings have transformed into rants. We certainly realized this was happening internally, but we had yet to see the force with which it was filtering down into the words you read.
We hate that – it’s bad. Truth be told, this season has been torture for us. Between the Cavaliers/LeBron struggles/malaise and our personal failure to get Mamba done in a timely and satisfactory manner, it’s been a rough time, online and off.
If you want to know the real, real, real, real truth, Tuesday morning we made the decision to shut down YAY altogether.
The old prophesy that we’d just disappear into the night was true. Alas, this only lasted for about 45 minutes, and we remembered there’s a bouncie ball league we used to love and a charismatic snake movie that needs a place to be shown.
Thus, as of Monday, we vow to find the fun in this league and this site again, even if it means ignoring the Cavaliers altogether. We may even resort to mocking them like we do the Celtics if that’s what it takes.
There’s no reason any of you should have to be continually subjected to our CLE-related traumas. People say the PHX/DAL world is a fun place to reside – maybe we’ll give it a try. (Not as fans – just observers.)
In a show of turn-back-the-clock resilience, this morning we uploaded “Welcome to the Terrordome” by Public Enemy onto our iPod. We have no idea what significance this really has – we just wanted to mention it. The we downloaded “How Could I Just Kill a Man” by Cypress Hill, as well as that Black Sheep song that’s like “Here’s a black sheep, where’s a black sheep, blah blah blah – “.
Then we were like, “damn, middle school was the best!”
(And as for the offsite charismatic snake movie trials, we said we wouldn’t mention it again until it’s ready, and we won’t. Thank you for your patience. It’s too important to us and many others (NAY, THE WORLD) to not be perfect, and that’s all there is to say.)
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You’re thinking of “Something for the Honies,” already referenced by…me.
You’re added. Got lost in the dozens of friend requests I get every day. You may now celebrate accordingly.
All it took was a miserable 8-hour class on a Sunday.
Guhhhhh.
cav, doesnt it piss you off to see lebron laughing and joking around with shaq after losing and sucking?
Hey Cavalier, don’t listen to zack k. Remember – stay positive. Forget about the Cavs’ suckitude. Forget about that “Sasha Pavlovic – DNP-CD”.
Focus on the positive. Think: tonight there’s Knicks vs. Nets. Phoenix vs. some losers. Kwame vs. cake. Lots to stay happy about.
KWAME VS CAKE is a dream that shall be realized.
im not being a jerk.. i just really wanted to know if that pisses you off… it would make me furious is my teams star player looked like he didnt care after a loss
Zack K, LeBron is laying low until the playoffs start.. because that’s when the games count… so no matter where they’re at, 1st seed, 6th seed, it doesnt matter because it’s the playoffs and it’s a new season…
or something.
GO PISTONS! Cavs would have never won a game like the game the Pistons played.
zack yeah it doesn’t make me happy – have you been reading the past 4 months?
I can’t dwell on it anymore though – just makes me miserable.
Not very full today. Stay tuned for more updates.
Another great game for the Cavs on national TV. I had this one figured all wrong; thinking Cleveland was going to STOMP the Heat, with wheeelchair boy crying his eyes out, so I switched to NASCAR, and enjoyed a nice nap with one eye. I flipped back to the featured game, with less than a minute remaining, and was just FLABBERGASTED in seeing the Cavs moving around like zombies in the fog; on their way to blowing another one – 36% FG, 47% FT??? It will all go away when the playoffs start, I suppose.
What was nice to see was that big hug LeMVP gave Shaq; a loser, but certainly not a sore loser. Someone caught Shaq whispering in his ear, “Sorry I stomped on your toe, man; I really hate those orange shoes. Actually, I thought you were Scotty Pippen.”
And what’s up with the orange u-nees now; the OrangeCrushed, I presume? I can’t keep up here: wine & gold, blue & whatever; is there a white & something? When are they going to roll out a peek of the pink & silver playoff duds? How about for the next prime time game, they don a nice throw-up color, and instead of Coach Mike spitting in a cup, he could be chugging a six pack of Pepto-Bismol.
From AP Report – Cleveland Coach Mike Brown after loss to Miami: “When you look at that team (Miami), it has five or six All-Stars. It’s a good team.”
5 or 6 All-Stars? What the !@#$%^&? I think Coach Mike might be five or six kinds of crazy.
Aside from Dwyane Wade, the Heat have five All-Stars (one current, four former): Shaq, Zo, Eddie Jones, and Antoine Walker. What Brown was trying to say is that even without Wade, Miami has some guys who know how to play (though this description should be applied very loosely to Walker).
Whoops, forgot to include Payton.
Aside from Dwyane Wade, the Heat have five All-Stars (one current, four former): Shaq, Zo, Eddie Jones, *Gary Payton, and Antoine Walker. What Brown was trying to say is that even without Wade, Miami has some guys who know how to play (though this description should be applied very loosely to Walker).
It’s 2007. Gary Payton, Antoine Walker and Eddie Jones are slightly above-average role players. Their bones are brittle, their jumpshots are shaky and their bellies are flabby (Toine’s is anyway).
Maybe the Cavs should sign Pippen, so they can have 7 All-Stars!!!!
Dude yall need to tell mike brown to play shannon brown as much as daniel gibson!! He surely has the talent!! Looks like the point guard that’s so badly needed is right under there nose!!! And LETS SIGN PIPPEN!!! COME ON…. WHAT’S THE WORST THAT COULD HAPPEN?
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