Reese Witherspoon EXPLOSIONS
Published by The Cavalier February 26th, 2007 in NBA, EXPLOSIONS
All we can say is thank Zeus that pretentious, trying too hard to be quirky Little Miss Sunshine didn’t win Best Picture last night.
(Just a note - we’ve never been a Reese Witherspoon fan (in fact, we’ve long been anti), but she looks hot with bangs.)
In this thrilling Q&A, Bobcats owner Bob Johnson would like to stress that despite all evidence to the contrary, he is not cheap.
The less we say about the Cavs-Heat game, the better we’ll feel. The gentleman from (our hometown) Hudson, OH may now have the floor.
The Lakers chose the path of defense in their defeat of the GSW, the GSW, the GSW.
Chris Sheridan skips Vince’s 40 points and goes right into ripping Isiah about the Knicks’ loss to the NJN.
(BTW if the Nets go into one of their patented 10-game, late season win streaks, we won’t do anything. Just saying.)
MJD points out pretty much the oddest Shaq-inspired tattoo one could possibly get.
The Dwight Howard “kiss-the-rim” dunk we would’ve seen in the second round. If you read other NBA blogs, you’ve seen this 50 times already.
Kevin Garnett’s post-trade deadline comments include the phrase “thank god for opt-outs”, inspiring 67% of MIN fans to heart attack status.
Ohio State beats Wisconsin, becomes second OSU program to be #1 and on its way to surefire disappointment in the postseason this year!
That college basketball stuff is out of bounds. Get that out of here.
Reese finally had enough sense to cover up her fivehead. It only took her a decade. Makes you wonder what sort of blind and learning-disable animal she had working as her stylist that whole time.
I tried watching the Oscars a couple times and ended up giving up when not even Will Ferrell was funny. I watched half of “Glory Road” before I fell asleep though. Big night for this gal.
Speaking of big nights, I’m attempting to see Agent Zero in the Swamp tomorrow night. I WANT a 10-game win streak. I don’t know if it feels like that sort of season yet though. Be that as it may, the Nets currently occupy the 8th playoff spot, and RJ’s ankle appears to be healing.
But you should maintain your position on not doing anything. And idle Cav is a creative Cav.
I use retarded monkeys given to frequent (and often violent) seizures, it’s a wonder I am still alive
I grab a retarded monkey. I choke him and I kick the shit out of him. All day long got my foot up a retarded monkey’s ass. Just bang, bang, bang up his ass. That’s my pleasure.
For most people, today’s just the day before two days after the Oscars. But after this today, I will never be the same. BANGS!