Comments on: Requiem for a large bag of bananas

By: becky

becky — Tue, 13 Feb 2007 02:16:59 +0000

my mommy hasn’t sent me one yet…I don’t have my annual Valentine’s Day socks!!! I’m jealous.

By: The Cavalier

The Cavalier — Tue, 13 Feb 2007 01:46:16 +0000

Everything in this entire comment section is true. Thank you for your support.

My mommy sent me a valentine today.

By: Fios

Fios — Tue, 13 Feb 2007 01:41:25 +0000

Ever notice how the Cavalier and Banana Man are never in the same room?
They hate each other, true story

By: Boney

Boney — Mon, 12 Feb 2007 22:43:42 +0000

Banana man was a cool cartoon.. the only problem was how unrealistic it was.. I mean come on, he starts off as a little kid and then when he eats a banana, he turns into the english/british equivalent of Superman…

other than that, Bananaman was the bomb.

By: jonnykilbane

jonnykilbane — Mon, 12 Feb 2007 21:15:30 +0000

cavalier,

as your faithful attorney-at-law, i recommend that you stop disparaging bananas at once. ever since that whole “pineapple thing” in ‘03 (need i remind you of the gory details? let’s just say it’s a good thing you’re 1/16 pacific islander and leave it that, shall we?), the big boys at the united fruit company have been itching to take you down.

i fear this may be just the excuse they’ve been waiting for.

yours,

j.kilbane, esq.

By: Fios

Fios — Mon, 12 Feb 2007 20:53:53 +0000

Does anyone remember ‘Banana Man’? I have a vague recollection of that cartoon on Nickelodeon and my enjoying it

By: ZAKK

ZAKK — Mon, 12 Feb 2007 20:50:59 +0000

My favorite bad banana solution is to freeze them, as Miss Gossip does, then make a delicious banana shake later on.

By: Boney

Boney — Mon, 12 Feb 2007 20:50:47 +0000

Bananas are money… especially when Gwen Stefani is singing about them… WIND IT UP!!

By: Sean

Sean — Mon, 12 Feb 2007 20:37:45 +0000

I eat like four bananas a day…

By: Miss Gossip

Miss Gossip — Mon, 12 Feb 2007 20:01:10 +0000

I eat a banana every day. It’s the most convenient fruit.

Next time, if your bananas are about to go rotten, you can freeze them in a ziploc. Just make sure you peel them first.