On his MSNBC blog, Nate Robinson wonders whether he’ll be star-struck by the Dunk Contest judges; also whether he should punch them.
So Beyonce is the cover girl of the Sports Illustrated swimsuit issue. Pretty face, but a little too bootylicious for us. We also wonder why she’s been anointed with like this queen of all music status.
Her songs pretty much stink, too – she just picks a phrase and repeats it for 3 minutes, doesn’t she? Like, we could write a Beyonce song. Seriously, put this to the beat to that one that goes “Crazy Right Now blah blah blah”:
Oh baby, yeah, it’s goin’ over there!
Oh baby, yeah, it’s goin’ over there!
Oh baby, yeah, it’s goin’ over there!
Oh baby, yeah, it’s goin’ over there!
Oh baby, yeah, it’s goin’ over there!
Oh baby, yeah, it’s goin’ over there!
Yeah I went to the sofa store and bought a sofa,
The delivery guys delivered and here is what I said!
Oh baby, yeah, it’s goin’ over there!
Oh baby, yeah, it’s goin’ over there!
Oh baby, yeah, it’s goin’ over there!
Oh baby, yeah, it’s goin’ over there!
Oh baby, yeah, it’s goin’ over there!
Oh baby, yeah, it’s goin’ over there!
Damn, that’s actually something we’d listen to. Also, didn’t this SI issue become irrelevent like 5 years ago when Maxim, et al started throwing all the famous chicks in g-strings every month? Plus the whole issue and more is online. Who knows – it’s all quite odd. How’s that meeting go where the decide to pose Aerosmith with swimsuit models?
Well, that’s really all we have time for, due to NBA DOT COM’s “Dunkathon” feature. Every dunk contest, this year’s judge’s best in-game dunks, and more. Between this and the swimsuit thing, we’re pretty much booked for a few hours, although we have more to say on Lakers-Knicks, etc, et al, etc again.
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Too bootylicious for you??? Wow. That is too bad.
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