Archive for March, 2007
LeBron James is in Chicago
14 Comments Published by The Cavalier March 30th, 2007 in NBA, LeBron James, Cleveland Cavaliers, Chicago Bulls, Things Nobody Likes, Announcements, Who Shot Mamba?, Blog SuicideWe needed to drop in for a moment to let you know that we’re both alive and as a bonus, well.
We were unable to watch the Cavaliers this week, but we did note that wonderful loss to the Knicks the other night, which as far as we can tell, moves the Bull within one game […]
Brief Interviews With Hideous Men Um, no
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Published by StopMikeLupica March 30th, 2007 in NBA
(The Cavalier is on an extended leave of absence. He did not write the
following, and he doesn’t allow the substitutes to rip-off gags from other people.)
(The Cavalier is on an extended leave of absence. He did not write the
following, as he is walking the earth like my man from Kung-Fu.)
Yo, we like to do a little quiz thing on Friday afternoons, because a little trivia fun is a nice way to end the work week. You don’t really want to […]
If basketball were a game he’ll be MVP…
14 Comments Published by StopMikeLupica March 30th, 2007 in NBA(The Cavalier is on an extended leave of absence. He did not write the
following, although he did agree to sing portions of this post to the beat of Take On Me.)
We seem to have some Mavs fans here in the comments section, don’t we? So who will be this season’s MVP? It’s a two-man race […]
Last Night’s Action
13 Comments Published by StopMikeLupica March 30th, 2007 in NBA, Announcements, Contests, Blog Suicide(The Cavalier is on an extended leave of absence. He did not write the following, although 60% of the time he enjoys guest posts every time.)
Good morning. I am SML, the last of The Five Deadly Venoms: you’ve met The Centipede (Jordi’s internet connection), The Snake (Jack Cobra), The Scorpion (Ben, for his stinging criticism […]
Old Friends from the Far East
8 Comments Published by JScrubb March 29th, 2007 in NBA, Dallas Mavericks, International, David Stern, CBA, Orange Roundie, Blog Suicide(The Cavalier is on an extended leave of absence. The following was not written by him, although he did return my rough draft covered in red ink.)
Look at this picture. What do you see? Yes, indeed, it’s Wang ZhiZhi!
Don’t remember Wang ZhiZhi? Drafted by the Mavericks in 1999, Wang ZhiZhi was the NBA’s first player from China, beating Yao […]
From the Depths of Obscurity Comes Another Witty Substitute
11 Comments Published by JScrubb March 29th, 2007 in NBA, New York Knicks, Isiah Thomas, Injuries, Cleveland Cavaliers, Dallas Mavericks, Boston Celtics, Orlando Magic, LA Clippers, San Antonio Spurs, Paul Pierce, Dirk Nowitzki, Blog Suicide(The Cavalier is on an extended leave of absence. The following was not written by him, although he will return after these commercial messages.)
So The Cavalier is really on sabbatical and left a few of the inmates to run the asylum. Well then, call me the Randall McMurphy of this here looney bin.
Actually, the name is […]
Well it’s a Big Big City and it’s Always the Same
33 Comments Published by Ben March 28th, 2007 in NBA, LeBron James, Cleveland Cavaliers, Media, Boston Celtics, Endorsements, Gossip, Blogs, Money, Blog Suicide(The Cavalier is on an extended leave of absence. The following was not written by him, although that’s neither here nor there.)
Let’s imagine for a moment that naming children after him isn’t enough to get Kevin Durant to stay at Texas and he declares for the draft. And say, instead of landing in Boston like […]
Do You Have Enough to Fill a Page? Is There Something I Should Read?
3 Comments Published by Ben March 28th, 2007 in NBA, LeBron James, Cleveland Cavaliers, Dallas Mavericks, Kobe Bryant, Quentin Richardson, Memphis Grizzlies, Charlotte Bobcats, Politics, Playoffs, Blog Suicide(The Cavalier is on an extended leave of absence due to his involvement in the firings of eight US Attorneys. He apologizes for the inconvenience. The following was written by someone who is not the Cavalier)
In his rematch against the Grizzlies (who are the only team not to win consecutive games all year), […]
And The Boy Looked at Johnny, He Said, “Don’t You Know Who I Think I am?”
6 Comments Published by Ben March 28th, 2007 in NBA, Cleveland Cavaliers, Things Nobody Likes, Things We Like, Cool Club, Blogs, Ohio State, Blog Suicide(The Cavalier is on an extended leave of absence. The following was not written by him, and although he hasn’t read what follows, he apologizes in advance.)
Many Some of you are probably wondering who I am and how I landed one of the 5 guest blogger roles (and the coveted Wednesday spot). Doesn’t […]