Scoop Jackson’s Caucasian EXPLOSIONS
Published by The Cavalier March 1st, 2007 in NBA, EXPLOSIONS, Scoop Jackson
Two days away, and what has changed in the NBA? Not much - perhaps our existence is irrelevent in 2007?
The prognosis for Shaun Livingston is a that he’s probably-maybe-possibly something. “It’s an inexact science.” Yikes.
Finally! The AOL Fanhouse added more writers - the place simply did not have enough content.
Question - once every single NBA blogger is writing for it, and we continue to bash it, will our goal of completely alienating ourself from everyone in the basketball blogosphere be complete?
ColumbusCavs implies a lil’ somepling about the next five games for LeBron & Co.
CelticsBlog digs up an article from ten years ago regarding the 97 BOS tank job that didn’t land Tim Duncan.
Tracy McGrady says he’s a little scared to go to the All-Star Game in NO next season.
Speaking of scary All-Star Games, our man Scoop Jackson naturally jumps to the conclusion that anyone who criticizes the Vegas weekend is a racist.
Of course, this would be the same Scoop Jackson who wrote the following before the weekend.
The NBA All-Star Game has carried the surname “the Black Folks’ Super Bowl” for over a decade. It’s the event where you get to see how beautiful of a people we really are and at the same time how messed up our priorities can be.
Every flight coming into town looked like Soul Plane. Every airport, as my man Mr. Bottoms texted me, “looked like the Million Man March.”
The over/under is one player arrested, one might get shot, at least three wives will file for divorce on Monday, and (we failed to put a number on this, so fill in the blank) _____ number of kids whose mommies didn’t know their NBA daddies before Feb. 15 born 40 weeks from now. Enough to make Shawn Kemp proud.
You draw your own conclusions on who the racist is. By the way, Scoop - if you wanted to rebut this, you know the best way to reach us - through Deadspin, yes?
Well, we think we’ve now used all of our EXPLOSIVE space on Scoop Jackson bashing. Of course, since we’re white, that’s so racist!
3 Responses to “Scoop Jackson's Caucasian EXPLOSIONS”
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it’s official…robert “scoop” jackson is completely schizophrenic…i can think of no other way to explain this recurrent theme of obvious contradiction (not to mention plagiarism)
By the way, Scoop - if you wanted to rebut this, you know the best way to reach us - through Deadspin, yes?
That made me LOL. Literally. I was actually L’ing OL.