ClipShow in LaLa Land
Published by Jack Cobra April 13th, 2007 in NBA, Kobe Bryant, LA Lakers, Crime, LA Clippers, Announcements, All-Star Games, Life Discussions, Cool Club, Leprechauns, Kwame Brown
(The Cavalier is on an extended leave of absence. He did not write this because he is currently interviewing to become Vivian Stringer’s assistant coach)
There were two flippin’ games last night! That’s all I have to work with this morning, so bear with me. I had an interest in the Cleveland/New Jersey game because of possible playoff implications but after New Jersey laid down in the 3rd quarter I quickly became distracted. LeGoodDunker did lead the Cavs 35 points and Pooh Richardson Larry Hughes chipped in 19 himself. What a crappy game, at least if you are a Bulls fan. There was still hope though……
In the second game, or as I like to call it….”The Main Event”. The two teams that play in the same building, played in the same building last night (huh?). Somehow, Los Angeles won. Not the team, the city as a whole. The Clippers beat the Lakers as Corey “Why Did Coach Wait So Long To Play Me This Season?” Maggette nearly threw up a triple double with a mind numbing 39 points, 9 assists and 8 rebounds. His coach (pictured above) was very happy with him after the game. While Maggette scored a bunch of points, he did not outscore the mercenary machine known as Kobe Bryant who had 50 points again……in a losing effort…..as the Lakers back themselves into the playoffs……as I continue to use dots to make dramatic pauses. I just want to refresh everyone on the fact that the Clippers and the Lakers team names mean the same thing. I forgot where the link was for that, so send it to me, yo. (me acting like The Cavalier) (Thanks JScrubb!)
Whatever, I’m Jack Cobra from 3ManLift.com and I will be your host today. You know ‘how I do’ so keep coming back during the day with more posts. I think I have some good stuff for you, but hey……you just never know. As usual email me at jackcobra@3manlift.com with your links, comments, funny don imus pictures and pictures of hot women. Boney, please stop going all ‘Sean Salisbury’ on me and sending pictures of your junk, thanks.




Which of these would you rather have:
Pictures of Sean Salisbury’s junk
Pictures of Don Imus’ junk
Pictures of Rush Limbaugh’s junk
Don Imus’ hair
Gene Keady’s hair
Pictures of Hillary Clinton’s junk
None of the above. Thanks for playing