TrueHoop Henry emailed us this pic from the Lakers-Suns game lasterday, suggesting we might like to mess with it in some way. Perhaps in celebration of PHX being up 3-1, and yet another first round series becoming a non-event.
Allow us to explain a few things here, okay?
1) We rarely do requests.
2) When you title your email “I know you’re in semi-retirement”, it only makes us angry. The reason for this is because everything makes us angry – as those of you in the mass-NBA-blogger email extravaganzas have surely noticed, we’re off-balance, proprietary, selfish, and an ego-fueled, idiot savant level child.
3) Steve Nash had 23 assists in the game, yet we still can’t find anything all that interesting in the event or the series as a whole to write about. As such, we choose instead to engage in faux-feudish type activities with TrueHoop Henry.
4) Much like the Heat-Bulls talks of last week, is it really a feud if only one side is into it? Especially when that side (us) has already admitted there is no feud via the use of the phrase “faux-feudish”?
5) THAT SAID, the words “semi-retirement” burn through us like hot things that are on fire. We would kill to go into full retirement, believe us.
6) If there’s one thing we believe in, it’s the law. Both on a state and federal level.
7) Should this list be in the blue blockquotes? We’re not sure. Normally that’s where we’d put a player/coach quote regarding the game being discussed. However, we take no special interest in Lakers-Suns at this time, therefore no quote shall be pulled.
Oh, and in case you were wondering, yeah – we went ahead and did the PS anyway. There’s your request, TrueHoop Henry. There it is, in all its glory. You happy now? You like the Steve Nash jokes? Maybe more will be on the way. Maybe not.
It’s all up to you at this point, isn’t it?
(Seriously, Vince Carter…NJN…vs the Cavaliers…this is not good. We have a better shot of beating the 1952 Celtics, and most of those guys are dead, which means the game can’t even take place.)
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As someone’s who’s had hios PS request denied, I take this matter to heart.
And I have a semi right now.
I don’t know what any of this means.
Go Cavs.
so, is all of the “oh, noes! the nets are coming!” talk some kind of complex reverse jinx you’re trying to pull?
are you really that scared of them?
granted, they finally decided to be good at the most opportune time of the season.
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