Well, here we sit, having been gone a month. The substitutes have moved out, the thing to your left is blasting toward Earth like an asteroid in one of those asteroid movies where asteroid do things, and we…are watching our first game of the 2007 NBA Playoffs.
Lakers-Suns Game 3. Yep, we’re completely clueless as to the details of the Cavaliers’ 2-0 series lead over the Wizards, other than it’s been “kinda meh”, ie typical of CLE’s season so far. Success as reward for complacency. We’ll be tuning in Saturday, so we’ll be able to give a more detailed assessment thereafter.
Other news and notes to update you with upon our return:
- We’re good for at least 2-3 weeks, although we have another 8-10 day hiatus coming soon to put the finishing touches on the asteroid.
- Thanks to the Substitute Teachers for their help with the site while we were gone. The Tar Heel, Jordi, Ben and Jack Cobra all helped us out in a very busy period of our life, and we appreciate it immensely.
- Thanks also to StopMikeLupica – we apologize for our classless handling of “the situation”, although we must admit in looking back on it all, we actually weren’t able to express how offended we truly were. We should’ve been louder and angrier.
- The ever-prolific Jack Cobra has volunteered to keep posting on Fridays, so you’ll be walking into the weekend with tons of content, because we’ll be around to some extent on FRI, as well.
- We currently have a stress fracture in our leg, a sprained wrist, multiple cuts and bruises, and a lot of fatigue. We’ve also been slapped and punched about 150 times over the past month. We did all our own stunts, although we brought in a stuntman for the kissing scenes, as the leading lady kept breaking down in tears, crying, “It’s too real! I’m falling in love with him! My heart! My heart!”
- You’ll hear and see much more about all of that as we get closer to release, but we wanted to let you know immediately that a lot of people went through a lot for you. This is important because of our massive ego.
-Thanks to you guys for sticking around and reading – we do appreciate it, and the Blog Suicide was a great success as far as we’re concerned.
Oh, and as for the picture up there and the asteroid business, if you thought hyperbolic, mania-filled hype was present back when we first announced this thing…wait until we get closer to showing it to you. Obnoxious doesn’t begin to describe how often we’re going to smack you in the face with it.
Over a year in the making…can you believe it? We can – because we’re freaking insane.
Beneath those question marks and the red field is a shot from the very last scene of the movie btw.
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Nice to have you back. The sooner you get this movie out, the better. As you said, it has been hyped for over a year, and while I cannot speak for anyone else, I can say that I am losing interest fast, perhaps as fast as an asteroid traveling in space.
I’d give you another year – but only one!
So we get a cut of the money when the movie comes out, no?
Losing interest does not worry me – you will all be sucked in without fail.
First off, the only item(s) I had that says “Boney” on it are my old and current virginia license plates, and a Detroit Tigers hat that my mom had “Boney” stitched on the back above the MLB logo… obviously all those items are too sentimental for me to send, plus my mom would be mad if I gave up the only Detroit hat she ever bought me (for some reason, she’s a Redskins fan and a Dodgers fan, no favorite basketball team… well she likes Joe Dumars because he’s soft spoken and was the role model I used as a child).
Secondly, am I going to have to pay to see this movie? Is the movie going to be like youtube quality? I’m not going to have to sit in my chair for 2 hours at the computer to watch it am I? I’d like to pop WSM? in my DVD player when I have people over so I can hear the moans and groans that usually only come when I flip the channel to HGTV during the commercials…
Thirdly, how come my emails go unanswered now? I thought the whole quote thing I emailed after the last Cavs v. Pistons game was rather funny, considering the guy was from france, and I added the “aves vouz crepes?” quote at the end… it was kinda The CavalEERIE, but I thought it was cute and it would have least brought a smile to Becky’s face.
Fourthly, I guess FiOS has fallen off the face of the earth. I doubt JackCobra would have posted the “The Quad-Yearly Cavs v. Pistons Reader Summit feat. FiOS and Boney version 2.0″, but I thought at least there was some sort of budding romance between myself and FiOS… I guess not.
Fifthly, Welcome Back The Cavalier!
Movie will be free and of super-high quality over at the WSM? website. DVD will be available later. All other details to come, but no, you won’t have to sit in front of the computer for 2 hours.
dear cavalier, am i one of the readers u appreciate having? i am laying it all on the line here for some recognition of my existence in even contributing to this site (even if its a .00000000000001/2 percent)
before you answer, remember, its all about the fans, remember? remember that, we the fans, remember? the ones that totally think your blogs are interesting to print and read in the crapper
(not really, i just read it on my laptop everytime in campus) (but i thought that would be really funny)
dear cavalier, am i one of the readers u appreciate having? i am laying it all on the line here for some recognition of my existence in even contributing to this site (even if its a .00000000000001/2 percent)
before you answer, remember, its all about the fans, remember? remember that, we the fans, remember? the ones that totally think your blogs are interesting to print and read in the crapper
(not really, i just read it on my laptop everytime in campus) (but i thought that would be really funny)
Yes Stevo I appreciate you inparticular. I was just thinking about it the other day, in fact.
oh my god. cavalier, you are a god (not god god, but god god)
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