Well, well, well.
Just when you thought they were dead, the Bulls come back and win two in a row, including a blowout of the Lasers in tonight’s Game 5 in Detroit.
The series is now at 3-2, and heading back to Chicago. At no point should you think the Lasers won’t win this, although we may have to downgrade their nickname to something like Expermental and Imprecise Sonic Blaster Device.
This qualifies as a shocker of some degree, as pretty much nobody gave the Bulls a chance tonight – our sources inside TNT ***we totally messed up this sentence – just forget it and move on to the next one please***
It’s too early after the game for a quote, so allow us to put something completely unrelated in the blue portion, purely for aesthetic purposes.
THE CLASS is officially dead.
HOW I MET YOUR MOTHER is renewed.
JERICHO is cancelled.
THE UNIT is picked up.
GHOST WHISPERER is picked up.
SHARK is picked up.
THE NEW ADVENTURES OF OLD CHRISTINE will go midseason.
NUMB3RS is picked up.
RULES OF ENGAGEMENT will go to 2nd season.
CRIMINAL MINDS renewed.
Hey, we kinda like The Class.
Not to go all Simmons on this, but we called our dad to tell him the score, and he said the same thing we did – basically, “Oh, so the Cavs will mail it in tomorrow night then, right?”
Of course, this alludes to our fear this past Saturday that by losing Game 3 to the Nets, CLE was essentially giving the Lasers a full week of rest before the Eastern Finals. This was before the Lasers lost Game 4.
Now the Cavaliers are in position to be the “team that rests”, if they choose. We’ll have a full preview of CLE-NJN Game 5 up tomorrow, which will naturally be filled with nothing but complaints, despite our team being 7-1 in the Playoffs so far.
The questions to really ask, however…are Lasers fans having some eerie flashbacks to last year’s second round series, and the mental-edge collapse it caused? And…do the Bulls think they can come back and win this thing? Do you? Do the Lasers? Do we? (For the record, we say no.)
(If you can figure out which series we’re talking about at any given time in this post, we commend you.)
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Haven’t the Cavs been resting all May?
Make that “2007″ and we’re getting closer.
LeBron really wants to see Shrek 3 instead of playing basketball, we’re screwed.
Yeah but it appears Chauncey and Sheed want to see Pirates of the Caribbean.
please work, please work….
Yes! Success!!! Unfortunately, now I’m not sure what to write. Damnit! Um….I already wrote about the Bulls game/series on my site so I’m out of material for that……Did you see how fat Chuck Barkley was tonight? Yeah, I’m going to go with that one. Also, Ty Thomas can dunk
bump*
constants pressure applied right busts a nut after hours if the fuvk squel looks right/good
tan women better (way). but not too tan, malays, thais, brazillians, yeah… and sunbathing tan is only good before 30, after that, its croc skin territory… so is the fair skinned variety… they look old way too soon… thats why the make up is layed on thick early.
i prefer my women to wake up in the morning looking beautifully natural and tight juicy skin than like a cruella on steroids
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