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(The Cavalier wrote this…..sike! You like that word? Jack Cobra wrote this, yo) Thanks to Erica Smith who drew this picture that I took from Google.

If there is a God, and at times I like to believe there is, the Golden State/Utah series has to go the full seven games. Can you imagine what would happen if it did? Would Earth explode? Would I finally unleash my army of midget Panda’s? If you don’t think this series has been ridiculous already, let me give you a recap of what has happened.

- Both games have gone down to the wire, with Game 2 going to overtime. This is the most boring thing on the list

- The Golden State Warriors have implemented the strategy of not rebounding. Utah has out-rebounded Golden State 114-68 in the first two games. Even this non-rebounding strategy is a bit far fetched for a man of Don Nelson’s ilk.

- We’ve had a player (Dee Brown) carted out on a stretcher after being squashed by his own teammate (Mehmet Okur).

- Carlos Boozer is averaging 24 points and 12 rebounds so far. Remember when everyone in Utah hated him?

- We’ve had a player (Derek Fisher) not only be there with his daughter for life threatening surgery and then fly to the game (not Heroes style), but he also scored five huge points in Game 2.

- The average score of the games have been 122-115.

Ok, enough of that. That has all happened in only two games! If it goes seven games I think that Jerry Sloan and Don Nelson need to have a knife fight at midnight in the playground to settle it before others get hurt. Anyways, the Jazz are up 2-0 in the series and Warriors face a must win tonight in The Thunderdome Oakland where the fans are rabid and Dirk Nowitzki’s soul still sleeps. This series has been fun, interesting, exciting and any other adjective you can find that means good things….except wholesome. I expect tonight to be absolutely crazy. If it is not, I will leave my house, walk down the street and challenge my neighbor to an arm wrestling match.

(Yo, Nels….I check my stuff before I write it. Check out Urban Dictionary: Sike Enjoy that, it’s a nice site.)