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Kobe Bryant is watching Pirates of the Caribbean

by The Cavalier on May 20, 2007 · 7 comments

We’re terrified to post this picture you see to your left.

If LeBron finds out Kobe got to see Pirates of the Caribbean: At World’s End, he’s likely to not just not show up in terms of playing tomorrow, but to not show up at all.

Even though he missed the premiere, we can easily see him taking a roadie here to LA, where there are surely some industry screenings happening this week.

Look, LeBron – we understand.

You were underwhelmed by Spider-Man 3 and Shrek the Third, and are now convinced that your only chance for summer movie utopia in May is this new Pirates movie.

Regardless, you have to play in the Eastern Conference Finals tomorrow.

Don’t go all Utah Jazz and get blown out in Game 1, okay?

Full preview/prediction/etc in the morning.

{ 7 comments }

1 grifter May 20, 2007 at 10:24 pm

you should be happy lebron doesn’t collect little japanese robots that turn into sports cars and jets (does he…?).

2 TVBrain May 20, 2007 at 10:58 pm

How long did that “older page” thingie take?
Brilliant!
Kobe’s daughter looks thrilled.

3 The Cavalier May 20, 2007 at 11:12 pm

Actually that thing just appeared – I have no idea how it got there; no joke.

4 TVBrain May 21, 2007 at 10:10 am

Wordpress! Once you hit 183 paages, we’ll throw in a slide bar thingie for free!
Tom Hanks does not appreciate the location of his placement in the PS, by the way.

5 The Cavalier May 21, 2007 at 10:39 am

For real? Is there a way to get rid of it?

6 Stevo May 21, 2007 at 12:01 pm

congrats cavs, hope the cavaliers win the best in conference

7 Later Gator May 23, 2007 at 2:01 am

Man fuck Kobe. That idiot ruined the Lakers. He is a big bitch.

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