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Larry Hughes is a shooter

by The Cavalier on May 13, 2007 · 21 comments

(This is the sentence wherein we pay lip service to the Suns-Spurs Game 3 (Winner in bold!), which was a better game, with more interesting storylines, and a more important outcome series-wise.)

If you’re making a list of complaints about lasterday’s Cleveland loss to New Jersey, you may want to start with something along the lines of “Oh, the Cavs were actually at the game?”

Getting more specific, it’s possible one could break into some sort of commentary on why Larry Hughes took 20 shots, as opposed to LeBron James’s 16 shots. (To be fair, Larry actually went 9-20, although we would’ve sworn it was more like 4-52.)

Perhaps the biggest reason CLE lost the game comes down to the season-long love affair they have with just not feeling like it sometimes. Yep, they were outrebounded by the Nets.

“They wanted it more than us,” Cavs center Zydrunas Ilgauskas said. “Their backs were against the wall. They had nothing to lose, so they came out and were physical and they kept us off the boards, which was huge for us in the first two games.”

Geez, even their post-game quotes are lackluster.

This sin’t to take anything away from the Nets, who had a monster triple-double from Jason Kidd, survived the devastating blow of Vince Carter’s bruised pinkie-finger, and are the far, far, far inferior team. They just are – they were actively trying to give the Cavs the game in the fourth quarter, yet Cleveland…whatever.

As for not having anything to lose, Z…what about (by our calculations) the 6 days of rest you just handed the Lasers, assuming they sweep the Bulls today? And that assumes you win this series in 5 games.

On the positive side, we’re growing a healthly dislike for Mikki Moore, so that fuels the passion for tomorrow’s Game 4 a little more. We need it, since the Cavaliers took our renewed enthusiasm for them and reminded us of the team that made us sick all season.

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1 Ben May 13, 2007 at 8:53 am

Moore angers me. He seems to complain after every play and yet he flops and falls all the time (Z can (and has) abuse(d) him. This needs to happen more often).

2 Stevo May 13, 2007 at 11:46 am

important news: don nelson is gay. thats why his “seed” exists and is the asst coach gm or whatever for the mavs.
the nets “dominate” the cavs. thats why they are down 2-1.

to be fair, i did mention if the cavs fail to show up, like as in this recent game 3. and to be fair, i did state cavs can win if Lababon and LeHuehes alternately run plays (ala~ gm1&2) successively (ala~ on the same page). and they actually show up. And richard jefferson gets injured (its vince carter, (pinkie toe) but whats the difference. they are both bald anyway.)

to be fair, this prediction is blowing me over. not fair

3 Nets fan May 13, 2007 at 12:21 pm

MOORE/SNAKE MAN ROCKS! Sadly he is the only big man other than Boone who knows how to dunk with authority, our Kmart 0.50.

4 The Cavalier May 13, 2007 at 12:28 pm

Boone always looks scared to death when he’s out there to me.

5 The Cavalier May 13, 2007 at 12:31 pm
6 JTExperience May 13, 2007 at 4:07 pm

who is calvin g……….?

7 Don Paco May 13, 2007 at 4:41 pm

I have two questions about this post.

Firstly, why is “Who Shot Mamba?” one of the tags in this post? Is there any hidden WSM reference I just missed out on?

Lasterly, how can anyone hate on Mikki? I mean, he’s a guy and goes by the name of “Mikki”; has pigtails; and his given names are “Clifton Renard”. How can you hate on a guy named Clifton Renard”?

8 The Cavalier May 13, 2007 at 4:48 pm

In order…Because, Yes, Because, and Because of the Pigtails.

9 The Cavalier May 13, 2007 at 5:08 pm

No rest for the Lasers!

10 becky May 13, 2007 at 5:19 pm

how can you not like Mikki?
he’s worked his ass off to get where he is, spending time sleeping on a floor in Greece…owns a ton of reptiles and taught Robert Swift how to keep them…does a ridiculous do-si-do chest bump with Eddie House…is currently the only big on the Nets who plays with any intensity…I mean Jason Collins is AFRAID OF THE BALL for chrissakes…
you’re just looking for an angle because you don’t have one. find a better one. trust me.

11 The Cavalier May 13, 2007 at 6:39 pm

I’ve never seen “owns a ton of reptiles” as a positive attribute. Please explain.

12 TVBrain May 13, 2007 at 6:59 pm

Mikki Moore is the ugliest girl in the NBA.

13 Stevo May 13, 2007 at 8:03 pm

mikki moore is jabba the hut with a penis

14 Nets fan May 13, 2007 at 8:22 pm

Mikki Moore is being rewarded for all his effort, he is actually earning his salary, unlike many NBA players, namely season coasters like Shaq, and a team that the Nets are playing.

15 The other Ben May 13, 2007 at 8:54 pm

I dont think the Cavs lack of intensity or coasting mentality is as much of them being complacent as much as A) Mike Brown is inept at coaching offense and B) Larry Hughes is doing his best Sandy Lyle “raindance” impression. Someone should tell him he doesnt need try going glass every single shot.

as a side note, I believe I have made the 1st, and hopefully last Along Came Polly reference @ yaysports.

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