Michael Finley Scoffs at Nuggets Attempts to Defend Him
Published by Jack Cobra May 3rd, 2007 in NBA, Legends, Predictions, Michael Jordan, Philadephia 76ers, Merchandise, March Madness, Leprechauns, NBA Live
I am completely fascinated with time travel. I will read any book that has to do with it, whether it’s fact or fiction; I’ll watch any movie that even hints at time travel and…..I may or may not have attempted to build my own machine to travel through time. What does this have to do with the NBA? How am I going to tie this all together. If you read the title of this post, you already know.
Last night, Mike Finley turned back the clock and hit 8 three point buckets for the Spurs in their 93-78 series clinching victory over the Denver Nuggets. Technically, since Finley had never hit 8 three’s in a game before he couldn’t turn back the clock to a time when he previously did it, but he could have turned back the clock to a time when he was a very productive player in the NBA. Whatever, the Spurs win and the Nuggets lose. Now, a word from Finley:
To be realistic, my career is coming to an end in a couple of years or so. So I’m enjoying the moment,” said the 34-year-old Finley
The main point of that quote is that he’s going to retire before the age of 40. I’m jealous. You know what I would do at that point? Buy an island and perform scientific experiments on it to see if I could form some sort of Utopian Society. Locke is obviously a very important cog in the LOST wheel and did anyone else think Ben looked like Yoda with that cane last night?
Um, yeah, so about the Nuggets. They make the trade to get Allen Iverson and still aren’t able to make it out of the first round. So, what are they to do? I would be willing to bet that next season Carmelo flips out on George Karl, Karl gets fired, J.R. Smith gets traded to Minnesota, Melo gets traded within the next two seasons to Orlando and AI retires without a title.
The PhotoShop pictures are coming, just relax a bit.




Where are the photoshopped pictures? I need a laugh Cobra!!!!
motherfucker, I haven’t watched my recorded version of Lost yet, can a sister get a spoiler alert???
sheesh!
I like building time machines too!!
I would bitch about a spoiler alert too, but then again when a submarine was flashed in a recent commercial I thought to myself “and they thought 24 ran out of ideas!”…
What a joke that show is…
There weren’t any spoilers in there? Ben had a cane? Everyone knows he just had surgery and with the healing powers of the island that he would walk again, no? Plus, if you didn’t know Locke was a big cog before last night then have you even been watching the show? The utopian society thing had nothing to do with that specific episode, it’s just a thought i have about it.
That being said…..I am sorry if I spoiled anything for you. I can assure you that I left out like 14 other good parts from that episode, so make sure you watch it when you can.
Don’t worry Jack Cobra, the only thing that is spoiled is your package - due to lack of use.
I’m starting to worry, with USA Jim incessant admiration for your “package” Jack.
I like the incorporation of LOST/time travel/utopian society into your NBA talk. There’s nothing like a combination of Thomas More dream societies, David Hume’s meanderings, and spacetime fabric talk to set off my need for basketball! I think if you checked out “Fabric of the Cosmos” you’d have a time machine built in the next 6 to 7 weeks. Guaranteed.