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The EXPLOSION of Vince Carter and His Soccer Uniform

by The Cavalier on May 9, 2007 · 35 comments

Vince Carter

One of you who obviously hasn’t been watching the recent vintage New Jersey Nets emailed to ask what we meant with the Vince Carter and His Soccer Uniform thing.

That up there is what we meant.

The Suns blew out the Spurs in last night’s other thing, which brings everything to about where it should be in that series, ie 1-1 and on its way to seven games.

Carlos Boozer is, by all accounts, very, very strong.

We missed this (and like 50 other things), but apparently GSW coach Don Nelson likes to bring a crisp Bud Light to press conferences, and the NBA is like, “uh, no.”

Paul Pierce is effectively out of the Olympics in 2008, according to Jerry Colanwhathisname.

Ladies Dot Dot Dot is having a “hottest male blogger” tournament. No, we won’t be entering. Yes, let’s just admit we would win, despite the assumed presence of the MOTTRAM.

One-time Substitute YAYteacher Ben says the national media needs to take note of the Cavaliers – it ain’t pretty, but it is 6-0.

(Still-time Friday Substitute Jack Cobra has left 3manlift DOT COM, and will be venturing off on his own soon – if you’re all into the Jack Cobra, surely we will direct you to his new home when the time comes.)

The Miami Herald finds reasons not to trade Shaq, besides that one where it’d be like, really difficult to do.

Another newish site we owe a link to -Lion In Oil – the site with a name we don’t understand and something to say about the sadness of watching the MLB Draft on TV.

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{ 30 comments }

1 mcbias May 9, 2007 at 10:02 am

The Cavalier is pulling the “I’m going to be a high draft pick, I don’t need to work out” trick on the ladies contest. I have my doubts. You know the contest is judged on writing, not Photoshopping, right? heh-heh.

2 The Cavalier May 9, 2007 at 10:16 am

It’s judged on writing? I thought it was judged on handsome factor?

3 Steve is god May 9, 2007 at 10:52 am

It’s a palindrome.

4 Jordi May 9, 2007 at 11:45 am

What about the recent exploits of one-time substitute and future king of prussia Jordi?

5 mcbias May 9, 2007 at 12:12 pm

It’s both, actually; writing and a handsome picture of yourself. And, um, I suddenly realized that I don’t want you in the contest, ha, because your blog is cooler than mine. Why was I taunting you again? Lapse of reason. Yes, you’d be a high draft pick for sure. No need to check with this little ol’ contest. You’re bigger than that. etc.

6 becky May 9, 2007 at 12:29 pm

mcb, The Cav is a piece of ass too. Recognize.

7 The Cavalier May 9, 2007 at 12:33 pm

Awww I miss you.

8 mcbias May 9, 2007 at 12:37 pm

Becky, I did recognize after I went and peeked at the myspace profile pic, ha. Why do you think my verbiage attack went down 5 notches?

9 becky May 9, 2007 at 12:43 pm

mcb- and you haven’t even seen him act yet! ::swoon::

cav- dallas.

10 mcbias May 9, 2007 at 1:25 pm

haha, oh no I’ve triggered another becky/TheCavalier fawning fest. Does this mean more cut-and-pasting of gmail chats for posts? :-p Say it isn’t so!

11 becky May 9, 2007 at 2:06 pm

whatever, he totally took out all the romantic parts.

12 larina May 9, 2007 at 2:29 pm

lioninoil = palindrome

13 roger May 9, 2007 at 4:13 pm

mcbias – please no.

14 shooter mcgavin May 9, 2007 at 5:05 pm

hello everyone

15 bobbo May 9, 2007 at 5:43 pm

what bullshit. In the past three years, Carter has played more games than any other superstar.

16 The Cavalier May 9, 2007 at 6:56 pm

What’s that have to do with how he takes jumpers when he could drive to the hole?

17 BullsFanDying May 9, 2007 at 7:50 pm

dear bobbo,

do you have any stats backing up your assertions? Carter played the most games among superstars? really?

Facts please…

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Where’s that Jack Cobra link? I need to unwrap his package…..with me teeth!!!

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