(This is where we would have a Photoshop of Kobe inside an Orange County strip mall gift shop, browsing Beanie Babies.)
The newest trend in NBA fandom/entrepreneurship seems to be “making your own underground Kobe Bryant controversy”.
To go along with the made-up rape book we covered the other day, a couple of mystery men in Orange County apparently snagged video of Kobe trashing Andrew Bynum and the Lakers in the parking lot of a sunny shopping center.
In the snippet the middle school kids filmmakers have let loose, Kobe uses things like the f-word, and also says to go buy your Bulls jerseys.
Go watch it here – beware swears uttered by NBA superstar!
Here are some more details on the scam independent film venture.
A private party has offered us $100,000 for the rights to this video. Unfortunately, this individual does not want this video to go public. We believe the public not only has a right to see this video but also has a desire to see this video. So we have decided make the video available to the public for ONLY $1.99. We believe that at this exceptionally low price everyone who wants to see the video will be able to see the video.
It is an exceptionally low price. In fact, we’ll pay it like, immediately, provided they send the video immediately OR they tell us exactly who the private party is, ie “admit you just want to make $100K no matter what”.
You say yourselves that in a YouTube age, it’s impossible this won’t get out. How hard would it be to leak it yourselves after you cash out?
How important is it that it gets out anyway? So Kobe went to Subway and said “f—”. Wow, we do that every day, only instead of Subway, it’s Quiznos, and instead of “f—”, it’s “Mmmm! This submarine sandwich is all the better because you have toasted the bread before serving it to me!”
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multiple attempts to partake in the Quizno’s have been thwarted.
I feel very deprived.
Quizno’s is a little bit money. Especially when the asian chick says “and that’s what women want” when referring to the size/amount of meat on the sub. Sorry, my mind escapes me so this comment isn’t as humorous as it might have been had I been motivated to actually remember her exact quote. Anywho, I’m with McBias, time to make free mamba shirts.
Kobe 1, Submarines 0, Blackmambasploitation 2, American Roundie ∞.
Preview isn’t working for me. Anyway. So… this is funny.. Really!
Free Mamba shirts would be off the chain.
turning down 100K?? are u fucking kiddin me?? I’d take that shit in a heart beat
http://sports.espn.go.com/nba/news/story?id=2909549&name=FPT-2909549-061917&srvc=sz
At least we know Scoop isn’t the only ESPN employee reading Yay now……..
2) We will continue to write YAYsports! NBA, and we will do our best to at least hit Monday-Friday, with a Sat/Sun postage desired.
Uh-huh.
Damn we hoped nobody would notice!
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