Archive for August, 2007
What In the Name of Rondo is Going On?
29 Comments Published by Jack Cobra August 31st, 2007 in NBA, Herlocker, Rookies, Retirement, Refs, Religion, Ray Allen, Readers, 07-08 Preview(Jack Cobra back and ready to attack, or something like that)
My entire world has been turned upside down in the past few days. First of all, my Chicago Cubs are in first place, everyone knows this. Next, I’m getting ready to go on vacation with the little lady and everyone knows how that usually goes. […]
I’m Telling You….Team USA Will Not Win Gold in the 2008 Olympics!!
19 Comments Published by Jack Cobra August 31st, 2007 in NBA, Olympics, Natalie Portman, NBA Live, Pau Gasol, 07-08 Preview(Jack Cobra reporting for duty on Friday.)
By now I know that I’m the only fool saying that Team USA is not on its way to winning the Gold in the 2008 Olympics. Everyone from Chris Sheridan, to George W. Bush, to WSM? star actress _______ is saying that Team USA is a shoo-in for a […]
Yi is a Milwaukee Buck
21 Comments Published by The Cavalier August 30th, 2007 in NBA, Predictions, LeBron James, Kobe Bryant, Rookies, International, Promotions, Who Shot Mamba?, Ranger Corps, Yi JianlianThe 14th biggest story of the offseason is over, as difficult-to-sign #6 pick Yi Jianlian has finally signed a deal to play for the Milwaukee Bucks.
Bucks GM and casual stand-up comedian (we can’t find the post to reference this, sorry) recently took a trip overseas to sway the man’s reps with his subtle wits […]
Kobe Bryant is American
46 Comments Published by The Cavalier August 27th, 2007 in NBA, LeBron James, Mark Cuban, Kobe Bryant, Olympics, Las VegasTeam USA is barrelling through anyone and everyone that gets in their path in this Tourney of the Americas thing, and while we haven’t watched any of the games, we talked on the phone to someone who watched part of one.
When you add in the skimming of this article, we’re left in the perfect […]
Reggie Miller says Nope
39 Comments Published by Jack Cobra August 24th, 2007 in NBA, Gossip, Announcements, All-Star Games, Jessica Alba, Greg Oden, 07-08 Preview, Agents(Jack Cobra on Friday’s….it’s like TGIF or something)
After much contemplating it looks like Sir Reggie isn’t going to make a comeback. That’s probably for the best. The guy had a great NBA career, I can’t deny him that, and he has a cushy job. He really has no reason to come back to play for […]
Team USA Will Not Win Gold In 2008 Olympics
20 Comments Published by Jack Cobra August 24th, 2007 in NBA, Herlocker, Olympics, Andrei Kirilenko, Jordana Brewster, American Idol, Andrea Bargnani(Jack Cobra reporting for duty once again)
By now you all know about my infatuation with USA Basketball and my disappointment that Team USA is not the best in the world. I’ve been reading all of Chris Sheridan’s reports on ESPN.com and I’ve been following the first two games of the 2007 FIBA Americas Championships (both […]
Jermaine O’Neal is back
54 Comments Published by The Cavalier August 20th, 2007 in NBA, Kobe Bryant, Crime, Washington Wizards, Life Discussions, Who Shot Mamba?, Blog SuicideWell, to the above there is your first actual screenshot from the dead snake movie.
Many of you had guessed this already, but there are indeed boxes in the film. For the extremely clever among you…yep, there are several boxes.
We’ve had an incredibly busy two weeks, but everything is coming together as almost planned. What did […]
Reggie Miller a Celtic?
22 Comments Published by Jack Cobra August 17th, 2007 in NBA, Boston Celtics, Cocktail parties, Retirement, Cool Club, Eva Longoria, Ron Artest, 07-08 Preview(Jack Cobra one last time on Friday. I wrote these on Thursday since I’m out of town, just so you guys would be entertained….comment away on that one.)
First, it needs to be said that I never liked Reggie Miller when he played in the NBA. I thought he was a whiner, he flopped his legs […]
USA Basketball is Coming…..
10 Comments Published by Jack Cobra August 17th, 2007 in NBA, General Managers, Gossip, Herlocker, International, Game Recaps, All-Star Games, France, Greg Oden, 07-08 Preview(Jack Cobra again.)
For those of you that didn’t know already….I am just about the last person alive who cares about USA Basketball. Luckily for you, I get to write on this blog so you are going to have to hear about it from time to time. Don’t worry, I’ll try to make it as painless […]
Jermaine O’Neal will be back on August 21st
105 Comments Published by The Cavalier August 6th, 2007 in NBA, Kobe Bryant, Trades, LA Lakers, Gossip, Announcements, Good Ideas, Who Shot Mamba?, Orange RoundieUPDATE: Anyone have any idea what’s going on over at the WSM? site? Weird. We had lunch with Becky the other day and already met her parents. She’s pushing everything pretty fast on us like that, but hey.
As they say in that one song, “Sumpin’ happenin’ here…”
Jermaine is finally getting proactive about wanting out of […]