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Elton Brand is hurt

by The Cavalier on August 5, 2007 · 15 comments

We’re not going to get all up in Elton’s face for rupturing his achilles tendon like we did with Shaun Livingston about his knee.

Yeah, they’re both Clippers, and yeah, both of their injuries are horrible ones.

The difference is that we like Elton Brand, while we have nothing but indifference for Shaun Livingston.

Regardless, Brand is a good guy, and hurt it while going through his summer workouts. Afterward, he called Clips GM Elgin Baylor (who was busy signing Brevin Knight) and had what sounds like a really casual conversation about leg injuries.

“Elton called me after it happened and told me about it,” Baylor said. “He said it hurt, but he was in good spirits. I said, ‘I went through it. I tore mine [in 1970]. You’re young and healthy, you’ll come back 100%.’ It’s just a matter of how much time it takes.”

I said, he said, I said, we said, this said, that said.

Whatever – good luck to Elton getting back fully healthy asap.

We’re more concerned about the Brevin Knight thing. Not so much for the Clips, but for our Cavaliers. They’ve made ZERO changes this summer. None, zip, nothing.

There’s a sense of relief that GM Danny Ferry doesn’t just go sign people to sign them, and taking his time with free agents Sasha and Varejao is gonna net a couple favorable deals, much like it did with Drew Gooden.

THAT SAID, everything we’ve read says they’re not even bringing in an offensive oriented assistant coach. Not only that, both Ferry and Coach Mike have stated that such a thing isn’t necessary.

We think you know where we stand on this – offended. Highly, highly offended.

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1 TVBrain August 5, 2007 at 5:08 pm

Anyone else notice Orange Roundie’s sister, Orange & White Roundie is toiling in the WNBA?
Toiling rhymes with dresser, don’t cha know.

2 roger August 5, 2007 at 10:08 pm

I would be freaking out about the Cavs if I weren’t already freaking out about the Indians. Seriously, let’s average more than 1 run a game for like a week and see how that goes.

3 Carlo August 6, 2007 at 5:33 am

If a player dies does his contract still go on the teams salary?

4 dave August 6, 2007 at 6:47 am

you still have boobie gibson, right? so what’s the problem?

5 fife in pdx August 6, 2007 at 7:57 am

knight aint no Rondo, thas for sure

6 Jordi August 6, 2007 at 8:48 am

If my flight to LA was paid for, I would gladly don the garb of a Roundie Henchman. And if not, I will start my own sect of henchmen here in the Tampa area. Maybe not orange though, more like teal, or perhaps an olive drab.

Orange rhymes with dresser. Let it be known.

7 Ragin' Rajon August 6, 2007 at 9:01 am

And Rondo rhymes with God…
I’m gonna make Stockton look like Sebastian Telfair…
bitches.

8 Jack Cobra August 6, 2007 at 10:44 am

I can’t believe this Rondo stuff is still carrying on.

Just this weekend I was at a wedding with an open bar. When it was my turn to order my drink I said, “Just give me the best drink you make.” The bartender responded, “A Red Bull and Rondo it is, sir.”

9 yahtzee August 7, 2007 at 12:32 pm

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QDgN4DA1jFg

Not sure how this will turn out…

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