Well, to the above there is your first actual screenshot from the dead snake movie.
Many of you had guessed this already, but there are indeed boxes in the film. For the extremely clever among you…yep, there are several boxes.
We’ve had an incredibly busy two weeks, but everything is coming together as almost planned. What did we miss while we were gone?
It seems like the site has mostly turned into embittered readers sniping at each other and/or Boney. This hardly seems fair – if anyone deserves your scorn, ’tis us.
We’ve teased you, strung you along, and prodded you left and right for over a year. And what do you get for all of that? Nothing as of yet!
Luckily, we’re exactly like Kobe Bryant, whose summer-long quest to agonize Laker and NBA fans with his on-and-off again trade demands yield no answers, outside of vague red squares with words engraved on them.
ESPN’s Chris Sheridan checks in on the latest Kobe-isms at Team USA camp.
“Do you still want the Lakers to trade you?”
As we walked toward the team bus some 40 minutes after Team USA’s practice ended Saturday, this was his response:
“I’m not going to answer that question. The Lakers know exactly where I stand, and they’ve known exactly where I stand since the beginning of the summer.”
Other than that, nothing has happened in the NBA since we left, outside of someone getting shot at Deshawn Stevensons’ house and nobody talking the police about it. That’s not suspicious or anything, so don’t think it is.
What kind of conclusion have you drawn here from this return post? We’ve got nothing – we’re still alive. We’re still on target for that 1X.X0.07 date for the WSM?. Everything is, as Mamba would say, cool.
JERMAINE O’NEAL IS BACK. (for today)
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Yay Jermaine!
I can’t wait for 1X.X0.07. It’ll be like Christmas.
I stayed up for 360 hours for that? Jeez, I am going to bed. Wake me when something actually happens.
It looks like Tony Soprano is hiding behind that big red box…..?
I am not talking to The Cavalier.
and if you’re talking about the Wizards’ guard, it’s Stevenson. Otherwise, you’re just talking about some rando named Deshawn Stevens… good for him, his first and last name have the same amount of letters.
Some Rondo Named Deshawn Stevens?
no, rando
Boney I thought in another thread you were boycotting this site?
Can someone please tell “Mr. Hollywood” that I don’t appreciate being “big timed”…
thank you
By the way remember when Geraldo made this big deal about opening up Al Capone’s vault and had the nation in suspense for like ever, and when he opened it it was empty and everyone was disappointed? I think the Cav needs to rename WSM? Al Capone’s Vault. There, I said it.
Here’s an email my brother sent me after I sent him some screen shots:
“Outstanding. It all looks great.
I read the comments on a few of the blog posts…I love how no one has anything approaching a clue about what you’re doing. They will be shocked.”
After hearing about Mike Vick’s treatment of dogs it’s going to take a lot to shock me….still, i’m looking forward to it. Can I interview Dakota Fanning if she’s in the movie?
I think the movie title should be changed to:
“Who shot down Jack Cobra’s hopes and dreams?”
and all it would be is webcam footage of me taking his normal friday spot on this very site
That’s it, me and Boney are taking over. Mutiny!
I thought you two were working as ushers at the premiere?
Cobra,
Remarks like that will make ye walk the plank.
I am going on a hunger strike until the snake movie is released!
Jack, I’m not going to be ushering any members of “Mr. Hollywood’s” fan club to their seats to see this movie.
Especially not after I got big timed…
What does “getting big timed” mean?
To quote a random forum (http://theoldcoach.com/forum/viewthread.php?tid=49752&page=1#pid737795):
Big timed is when you know someone and they act like they don’t know you or they really don’t know you or that they are better than you….
Poor Boney.
Is that even possible over the internet?
eddie griffin killed himself.
Damn, you hate to see that….seriously
Where exactly was Jermaine O’neal anyway?
sigh.
Nothing against the former Net, but I really thought we were talking about the comedian. I was worried Undercover Brother 2 would not be made.
Zakk – Jermaine O’Neal was filming WSM?, a movie that is, to our knowledge imaginary, so therefore, Jermaine O’Neal had ventured into the world of imagination. But unlike WSM?, Jermaine is in the real world now. A solid, seen entity that everyone likes and appreciates. Unlike Boney.
Did Eddie Griffin leave a note?
He does, after all, have a checkered driving past:
http://cbs13.com/topstories/topstories_story_180174619.html
Did Eddie Griffin leave a note?
He does, after all, have a checkered driving past:
cbs13.com/topstories/topstories_story_180174619.html
(This is the non “awaiting moderation” version of my comment. Because of the link?)
I just had an idea….Jordi and Boney should get together and watch WSM? and then produce a Siskel & Ebert, two thumbs up/down video to let prospective viewers know how good it is
Life Cereal
Cobra,
I like it. I prefer Waldolf and Statler myself. You know, had I not stayed up for 15 days straight in anticipation of The Cav’s “big” announcement just to see a box I might not be so dismayed. Ok, maybe not 15 straight days, but I was tired and cranky nonetheless. Anyways, I think the new Indiana Jones movie will come out before WSM?, and that’s 16 years in the making.
Was there supposed to be a big announcement? I just said I wasn’t going to be here until the 21st…
Maybe they are clamoring for you to announce something in all-caps
It’s like bringing some sweet lovin’ back to the house after a wild Friday night and she says “Oh let me slip into something comfortable”, then she comes out of the bathroom dressed the same, sits on the couch, turns on the TV and munches on doritos. Are you just supposed to say “Wow, I love doritos and this is my favorite Lifetime movie. I can’t get enough Meredith Baxter Birney and Emma Thompson”?
I don’t know about you, but I can’t get enough Tracey Gold on Lifetime. I hope she’s in WSM? Can I interview her if she is?
Wow, almost 48 hours of no Boney. Time to party.
I also guess the Cav is taking another self-imposed sabbatical. Surely there is something news worthy. Eddie Griffin, Stephon Marbury, Olympic qualifying, geratric comebacks, umm … and maybe some news on “the most important thing to happen in the sports blogosphere ever”.
I’ll start holding my breath … now.
shhhhhhh Jordi…
I’ll be writing tomorrow….isn’t that enough? No interview of Dakota Fanning though.
Hooray, just what the world needs … more Jack Cobra.
Dude, what would you possibly ask Dakota Fanning? You do realize she was conceived the same month Michael Jordan’s dad was killed – Aug 1993.
OMG Boney, you are the cleverest
I would ask her how she did it. How did she kill MJ’s Dad while she was at such a young age. I would also ask her if she’s a lesbian.
Cobra – I think you mean thespian.
no, no…i’m curious if she’s a carpet muncher.
You do realize she is 13. I don’t think even Ron Jeremy was eating cat at that age. You ask her that and MCBias will not be pleased.
why do some of you donkeys choose to antagonize me when there are far easier toolbags around here to antagonize?
Boney’s Jeep? How original. Where the hell are you? I’ve been waiting since July 27th, and you’ve still got me driving around this POS Honda
everytime i pull up the site, i keep thinking the headline reads, “Jermaine O’Neal is Black”
Why do I smile every time someone bags on Boney? It’s like when a bell rings, an angel gets it’s wings.
I like it when Boney posts, it’s like my 1984 five minutes of hate each day. I hate Boney like Hitler hated the jews. I go into withdrawals when he doesn’t post for a while, it’s like heroin, it’s really bad for me but I just keep going back for more.
He’s got half of Delta Epsilon here at ASU starting a new sub frat to hate on all things Boney, like anorexic sorority girl hips, we’d all love to get a shot at beatin that ass.
I read often post very rarely, but DON’T stop posting Boney, much love.
STILLAJEW is right next to me…he is yelling Boney = Douche Bag out the dorm window to some very confused looking students.
Out like acid wash baby.
Wow. Boney should be honored. If only I could be compared to sorority ass one day. And not the skanky, clingy, passed out drunk on Natty Light with my panties around my ankles wondering why my bra is a decoration on the frat moosehead type of ass. I want to be prime, grade A, daddy is a rich booster, lobbyist, friend of the school president, I drive a beamer but haven’t worked a day in my life, work out at the gym only to be seen, I’ll be Paris Hilton one day piece of ass.
Everyone be patient.
JEREMIAH
Thanks for the love. Let me know where to send my “I’m a member of Boney’s fanclub” stickers… I’ll send some special yamikah ones for you and your butt buddy.
Love,
Bone-Dizzle
Bone-dizzle, clearly you are an educated person. Why you gotta misspell my name? I still love ya though Bownee
clearly I don’t dabble in the histrionics of israelis, and I didn’t read about yarmulkes when studying world war II..
my bad
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