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Jermaine O’Neal will be back on August 21st

by The Cavalier on August 6, 2007 · 106 comments

UPDATE: Anyone have any idea what’s going on over at the WSM? site? Weird. We had lunch with Becky the other day and already met her parents. She’s pushing everything pretty fast on us like that, but hey.

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As they say in that one song, “Sumpin’ happenin’ here…”

Jermaine is finally getting proactive about wanting out of Indy, and we couldn’t be happier…as long as he waits until August 21st, when we’ll be back.

C’mon – it’s not like anything’s going on, anyway. It’s August in the NBA!

By the way O’Neal – you’re a contracted player, not a free agent.

“[Pacers GM] Larry Bird is a hard man to deal with,” O’Neal said. “He tries to make unfair trades. He wants to gut a team, but the Lakers are trying to get over the hump. I want Indiana to benefit, but with some nice young players and draft picks. I want to make it clear that I don’t want to gut a team that I come to because then it’ll be like I’m in Indiana all over again.”

You don’t just get to go, “I want to be traded to the Lakers, and please take a garbage deal so they’re still good when I get there.” Yeah, we know – you’ve got the opt-out next summer, blah blah blah.

Have some tact – that’s all we ask. Your team already made a garbage deal to help out the Warriors – that’s enough Pacific Division charity for now, okay?

See you on the other side of August 20th, friends. Remember – it’s all for you.

In the interim, please use this comments thread to discuss what Rondo can do for you, to you, with you, or at you.

(UPDATE: Look at Darius Miles’ car. Some people would call that stupid – we are one of them. Okay, we’re back to not being here until the 21st again.)

UPDATE 2: Yeah, chew on this for the next two weeks:

That says more about Rondo than we could ever hope to. Thanks to commenter yahtzee for shedding the light on a true hero, and a true villain. The Rondo is a complex creature, to be sure.

UPDATE 3: Yes, this post did hide itself for awhile. Not sure why. Okay, we’re really gone this time.

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1 becky August 13, 2007 at 7:08 pm

:(

2 STILLAJEW August 13, 2007 at 8:13 pm

Is there a mailing list for WSM? If there is, I want on it.

3 Jack Cobra August 13, 2007 at 9:19 pm

Fellas, he made a post last week if you wanted to get on a mailing list for promoting it on your site. Go back a few posts and see if its still there. I’m sure there will be tons of updates on here and I can assure you that I will be promoting the heck out of it on my site and on here when I’m writing on Friday…

4 The Cavalier August 13, 2007 at 9:34 pm

Yes if you want to help – email me at yaysports@gmail.com with “WSM?” in the subject line.

Becky – why the sad face?!?!

5 becky August 14, 2007 at 1:16 am

I never meant to push, Cav. Never ever.

6 GreenScreen13 August 14, 2007 at 6:19 am

J. O’Neal believes a change of scenery is for the better, therefore ties with Indy must first be severed. Then he spewed a diatribe denouncing his peddler, the ‘Man with Feathers’, and stated by verbal letter his kinship with the ‘Black Mamba’ using this as a lever. I believe he will be unfettered, but a trade from Hoosier State to Cali warm weather, I say never. It’s more likely when all’s said and done, he’ll be a Bergen County settler joining players with less berettas. That’s when he’ll empty his dresser.

Now shifting from fair-weather go-getter to present Boston Celtics rhythm setter. The Rajon is a quick maneuvers ad-libber, big handed dribbler and lockdown defensive nibbler. And despite his not so hot spot shot, he’s still a greater play creator. To sum up in one word: SAVIOR.

7 Boney August 14, 2007 at 8:04 am

I think that Indiana should trade Brian Scalabrine and Bill Walton’s old authentic game used orthotics. Fair trade?

8 Jordi August 14, 2007 at 8:54 am

So when the Cav gets his star at the Hollywood Walk of Fame, will he at least give free tickets to the people who helped him out along the way?

One day I am gonna make a movie and it’s gonna have women and penguins and explosions and monsters and ninjas and pirates and koala bears and cheese doodles and trucks and buildings and people and ghosts and samurais and bazookas and beluga whales and airplanes and afros and pizza and robots and magic and birds and mountains and water and air and Funyuns. Yeah, Funyuns.

And all of you are welcome to be in it. Except Boney.

Unless he lets me ride in his jeep.

9 The Cavalier August 14, 2007 at 8:54 am

Becky it was a joke!

10 grifter August 14, 2007 at 9:29 am

wow, i never knew that darius miles was a member of jayce and wheeled warriors.
what, nobody remembers that 80’s cartoon?

no one?

11 Boney August 14, 2007 at 10:25 am

Jordi, where’s the love? damn man, first The Cav doesn’t like me now you? that makes me do this ~~~> :-(

12 The Cavalier August 14, 2007 at 10:40 am

Jordi…you say that like I left out the Funyuns…I’d never leave out the Funyuns.

In fact, one of the most sincere moments of the film involves Funyuns. If that doesn’t get you to watch, I don’t know what will.

13 Jordi August 14, 2007 at 1:06 pm

Boney – we only pick on those we love. But you still gotta let me ride in the jeep.

Cav – As if I wasn’t sold already, I am now officially geeked.

14 The Cavalier August 14, 2007 at 2:32 pm

The longtime reader will be well-rewarded – there are lots and lots of things referenced and used.

The Casual Baby, alas, did not make the cut, although he was in an early draft of the script.

15 Boney August 14, 2007 at 3:00 pm

will fans of the D be rewarded?

16 Orange Rondo August 14, 2007 at 3:01 pm

This Fall…the world gets a whole lot Rondo-ier.

17 The Cavalier August 14, 2007 at 3:27 pm

Boney – oh yes. Probably not how you like, though.

18 yahtzee August 14, 2007 at 4:02 pm

Finally I will understand the meaning of those Ben Wallace T-shirts…
“A superior social scene…”

19 The Cavalier August 14, 2007 at 4:04 pm

Those actually don’t work anymore – old version of the script. The t-shirt line will be re-done before release…

20 Detroit Chris M August 14, 2007 at 10:47 pm

Will the Hey Deer be in the film?

21 The Cavalier August 14, 2007 at 11:32 pm

He is but you’ll never be able to see him.

22 Boney August 15, 2007 at 9:30 am

sweet 20 questions… ok let me think of one.

The Cavalier, it has been long rumored that Mamba is in fact a snake… can you confirm or deny said rumor?

I’ll hang up and listen for your answer…

23 Jordi August 15, 2007 at 3:33 pm

my turn, my turn …

So Cav, umm … if said mamba from boney’s email is in fact a snake and said mamba was in fact shot as inferred in said movie title, is there no chance of seeing said Mamba in Who Shot Mamba 2?

24 The Cavalier August 16, 2007 at 12:01 am

Mamba is in fact a snake.

What if “Who Shot Mamba? 2″ is not called “Who Shot Mamba? 2″…?

25 Jack Cobra August 16, 2007 at 9:24 am

Will Jackie Chan be in the movie not called WSM? 2?

26 Boney August 16, 2007 at 10:08 am

the sequel could either be called “Who Shot Mamba too?” or “Who Shot Mamba also?”

because then, you can find more suspects and have us all by the short hairs for 3 more years!

27 mcbias August 16, 2007 at 10:19 am

What about “Who shot Mamboni?” where Mamboni is the Italian son that Mamba never knew he had?

28 Jordi August 16, 2007 at 10:52 am

“Who else shot Mamba?” assuming, of course, that more than one person can shoot a snake. Usually not much left after the first shot. How about “Spawn of Mamba”, “Return of the Living Mamba”, or “Mamba Strikes Back”?

29 Jack Cobra August 16, 2007 at 11:28 am

Who Shot Mamba? 2….Electric Boogaloo

30 Boney August 16, 2007 at 12:13 pm

boogaloo is a funny word… just say it… no matter what type of voice you use to say it, it makes me titter.

31 Jordi August 16, 2007 at 1:15 pm

I wonder how successful the blog suicide has been. I count less than 10.

32 Boney August 16, 2007 at 1:47 pm

Yo, whatever “success” the Cavalier is trying to achieve, it’s not working. He still has like 4 douchebags that come here and comment… Me, Jordi, Jack Python and MCBias… Everyone else is gone. I kinda miss TVBrain and Frank, I miss roger a little bit… Tony Parker I miss… Becky I miss sorta… ummm… BDP is missed a lil’… The SP, even though he doesn’t like me, I miss him…

33 Brandon Dean Price August 16, 2007 at 1:58 pm

Don’t forget Jones, he’s moved on to bigger things already.

34 STILLAJEW August 16, 2007 at 6:56 pm

I’m officially going to stop checking this website daily for the first time in over year. I’ll just read jack cobra’s page until the 21st…oh how low I’ve sunk. I like Cobra but when he’s not on this site, he’s usually not talking basketball, which is bad.

35 The Cavalier August 16, 2007 at 7:50 pm

You’ll all be back – I’m not worried.

Nobody is even close on the name of the sequel. Nor the storyline apparently. This is all much, much bigger than on simple dead snake.

36 Boney August 16, 2007 at 8:45 pm

at this point who cares… it is now the 16th of the month and however many days are left until your self imposed blog suicide are over… the more days that pass, the more my heart breaks… in more ways than 1

37 The Cavalier August 16, 2007 at 9:32 pm

What do you want me to tell you guys? I’m trying to do the greatest and most significant thing in the history of blogs – cut me some slack. Do you really need a half-assed Photoshop about Team USA scrimmaging in the middle of August?

38 Boney August 16, 2007 at 10:16 pm

yeah whatever…

I’m boycotting Mamba

word to your mutha

39 The SP August 17, 2007 at 12:10 am
40 Orange Rondo August 17, 2007 at 4:04 am

Boney,
I think the 4 douchebags you mentioned above are the only people that visit your website.

41 Jeep August 17, 2007 at 4:06 am

Hey, I read Boney’s blog too/also

42 Boney August 17, 2007 at 7:39 am

that’s good to know Orange Rondo, because for a while there I was worried that only my mom was the one that reading my site.

43 Jordi August 17, 2007 at 8:10 am

Boney,
If it makes you feel any better(or worse), the powers that be slapped a filter on my browsing. “Mind of Boney” is closed for viewing. Sorry. But feel free to go to my site as often as you like.

44 Boney August 17, 2007 at 8:43 am

Jordi,

I do visit your site quite frequently. As far as my stuff is concerned, I’m happy with just my mom viewing it if she’s the only one that is interested!

45 roger August 17, 2007 at 9:32 am

Thanks Boney. I miss you a little too. I’m down will the new all-comment blog style the Cav’s got going on right now. I even subscribe to the RSS feed.

46 Boney August 17, 2007 at 10:24 am

“You’ll all be back – I’m not worried.”

you cocky SOB..

just for that, I’m taking my 3 readers and boycotting you.

47 Frank August 17, 2007 at 10:43 am

Well I haven’t left, but now I only read when I’m pretty bored.
Boney you made me sniffle. I read your blog occasionally. Much love.

We could try to start something about the Tigers and Indians, but I have no great love for baseball and both teams are so pathetic right now.

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