Minnesota is Screwed
Published by Jack Cobra August 3rd, 2007 in NBA, Misc., Minn. T-Wolves, Kevin Garnett, Natalie Portman, 07-08 Preview(Jack Cobra again. That is a picture of Al Jefferson, he’s no Rondo.)
If we are all going to breakdown the Rondo’s and their roster, it’s probably a good idea to break down the roster of the T’Wolves as well. This is probably going to hurt a little bit, so please stick with me.
Here is the good news: The Wolves are young and I guess you could say have Al Jefferson is a good thing? Oh! They have Juwan Howard, so that should be fun. I guess they are going to have some salary cap room and draft picks in the next few years.
Here is the bad news: The Wolves are going to be bad…..very bad. This is an atrocious roster. What’s the record for fewest wins in during a season? The team is extremely young and while there is some young talent on the roster (Jefferson, Brewer, Gomes, Foye, McCants, Green), none of them are Rajon Rando. I know it hurts you to read that, but it’s the truth. Next, they play in the Western Conference and with the surplus of tough post players over there, Jefferson will struggle quite a bit. Amare he’s not. It’s not good when your best player struggles, or isn’t one of the four best players on the court. As for the salary cap room……who is going to want to come play in Minny? If Garnett couldn’t make it there, nobody can. You’d like more bad news? With that bridge collapsing it just gives fans another reason to not show up at games. I’ve never been to Minnesota, but I assume that the bridge that collapsed is the one that leads you straight to the Target Center or else they wouldn’t be showing it on TV. Why else would it be important? So, Minnesota is going to have a very bad team playing in front of a very not-filled arena. Good times….
Just to end this post on a good note, another piece of good news is that the T’Wolves will only have to play 82 games this season. Because of that they won’t have to worry about all the stress that comes with making the playoffs. Plus…..they’ll also get to be a participant in the NBA Lottery again, which is always a lot of fun…
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I’d Rondo’d some Rondos with this Rondo last night
Al Jefferson is the answer in the middle! A pairing of Al Jefferon and Mark Blount in the middle are reasons to celebrate!
Boney, your new jeep would be a better pairing in the middle with Jefferson
yo, ask me how bitter I am that I can’t get my jeep for at most 6-8 weeks while I wait on Miller Lite to deliver it to me?
When I won the jeep, the miller lite dude said “so now you’re drinking Miller Lite right?”, I looked at him and in all my “9 beers on my tab so far” glory, I said “hell yeah! Miller lite’s for me!”
if I woulda known I had to wait 6-8 weeks, I woulda said “hell no, Corona is my shiz”
I can think of a few teams Minnesota should be better than, unfortunately they all play in the East. And how did you forget that they got Sebastian Telfair?
Oh yeah, Boney, that’s because I’m driving your jeep. When I’m done, you’ll get your rondo. Not a minute before. You might see me on the street with license plate: BNYZ GP.
I was going to get my jeep’s license plates to say “RONDO”… do you think he would mind?
If I had time, I would make a bit fat RONDO t-shirt. That’s all it would say, because everyone knows what it means, especially when it’s in all caps.
If you were Rondo you could just wish it and it would happen.
I left Telfair out because I don’t think he’s talented.
If you play “Stairway to Heaven” backwards, you can hear Rondo banging The Cavalier’s sister.
oh man, that’s comedy gold right there. I’m sure the Cav’s Sister is a very sweet girl, so leave her alone
Um…
Best not to respond to that.
Henry Abbott is all over posting links of the complete opposite of what I’ve been doing today. All kinds of Rondo/T’Wolves Hype….http://myespn.go.com/blogs/truehoop/0-27-13/Friday-Bullets.html
Hmmm … who do I believe more: Henry Abbott or Jack Cobra?
um…
F*ck Rondo he ain’t that damn good.
If you ask Rajon Rondo what time it is, he always says, “Two seconds ’til.” After you ask, “Two seconds ’til what?” he roundhouse kicks you in the face.
You don’t know me Boney. Your blog lacks substance. And me.
Yo!
What do you think about Tokio Hotel? >:)
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