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Rajon Rondo is more than “a point guard”

by The Cavalier on August 2, 2007 · 21 comments

We slept for 12 hours last night, which is more than twice the amount we usually sleep, and longer than we’ve slept in probably 7 years.

Being a fair-skinned lad, the amount of time we had in the sun the past two days did us in, both from an internal chemistry standpoint, as well as a “that’s a hell of a farmer’s tan” standpoint.

No, we weren’t at the beach – we were working for you – so there.

Anyway, we were pretty happy to just let the previous post’s comments section ride, but figured we better update in some fashion before Cobra rips out more posts tomorrow than we did all week.

Um…what to say. We could prematurely over-analyze the Celtics over and over, but it’s premature and such. (As we said in the already mentioned comments section, we spoke with a legitimate NBA expert who shuddered when asked about Rajon Rondo starting at the point for BOS.)

So here’s what we’ve got. A long car ride lasterday revealed a glaring hole or two in our early-mid 90s rap collection. If anyone can send us the following, you win a prize. That prize being a fat thank you:

“Ditty Ditty” by Paperboy
“Guerillas in Tha Mist” by Da Lench Mob
“Pistol Grip Pump” by (we think?) Volume 10

It’s really hard to remember this stuff. Anyway – we’d appreciate the help.

Also…in a stunning turn of events…we shall be meeting a significant poster to said comments sections in the next 10 days. how much of the encounter will be reported is unknown at this time.

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{ 17 comments }

1 Jack Cobra August 2, 2007 at 11:07 am

2-1 says you are hooking up with, i mean, meeting becky. 5-1 says its TVBrain….then again, Boney is out of work so he’s like 8-1

2 mcbias August 2, 2007 at 11:25 am

I would bet on Becky as well. It’s not me, I have to admit. Although I will be on the East Coast this weekend, so when the Yankees, Red Sox, or Mets get swept this weekend, my apologies in advance. Let’s just say I have an astounding ability to create failure where there once was success.

3 Boney August 2, 2007 at 11:40 am

out of work? wtf?

Boney isn’t out of work, he is starting his new job next week. Boney also was the recipient of a pretty significant prize package this last Friday which involved a jet ski, Jeep Wrangler Sahara, and a host of other crap.

If The Cavalier is meeting up with Boney, he better be bringing Boney a birthday present because his birthday is on the 11th

4 Jack Cobra August 2, 2007 at 11:47 am

my bad boney, i didn’t know how long your vacation was lasting. my apologies. congrats on the prize package…..from now on ’significant prize packages’ will be called rajon’s. thanks.

5 mcbias August 2, 2007 at 11:53 am

MCBias is envious of Boney’s command of the 3rd person, and will be reminding MCBias to speak in the 3rd person more often.

6 Boney August 2, 2007 at 12:05 pm

haha… ok

“Boney isn’t out of work, he is starting his new job next week. Boney also was the recipient of Rajon’s this last Friday which involved a jet ski, Jeep Wrangler Sahara, and a host of other crap.”

better?

7 Jack Cobra August 2, 2007 at 12:26 pm

Or in this situation. “I met a girl at a bar last night and took her back to my place to give her a nice rajon.”

8 mcbias August 2, 2007 at 12:30 pm

But did you use a rond…oh no, now I’m getting involved in JC’s sloppy lexicography. Let it go, Cobra.

9 Jordi August 2, 2007 at 12:40 pm

“Oo la la, oui, oui” she yelled as I got rondo with it. Then I whipped her up a nice rajon and we ate popcorn and corndogs and watched the sunrise.

Guerrilla in the Mist – great tune I unfortunately parted ways with a while back as well. I had all that old stuff from Ice Cube and his boys. The others I never heard of. Other good songs on the CD include “Freedom got an A.K.” and “F’ you and your heroes”. Ah, the classics.

10 Jordi August 2, 2007 at 12:41 pm

“Oo la la, oui, oui” she yelled as I got rondo with it. Then I whipped her up a nice rajon and we ate popcorn and corndogs and watched the sunrise.

Guerrillas in the Mist – great tune I unfortunately parted ways with a while back as well. I had all that old stuff from Ice Cube and his boys. The others I never heard of. Other good songs on the CD include “Freedom got an A.K.” and “F’ you and your heroes”. Ah, the classics.

11 Jordi August 2, 2007 at 12:44 pm

Oops.

By the way, everyone knows the Cav is meeting Stop Mike Lupica. East meets West as old beef is put aside.

12 Jack Cobra August 2, 2007 at 12:49 pm

It’s like West Side Story….except the gayness, but with the finger snapping?

13 The Cavalier August 2, 2007 at 1:18 pm

Yeah that whole CD was good – I loved it.

14 Boney August 2, 2007 at 1:36 pm

that’d be funny if The Cav and the mystery commenter got together and did the thriller dance, but only with the stuffed ALF and the harley davidson bear

15 stopmikelupica August 2, 2007 at 5:54 pm

If I ever meet The Cav I’m going to go Isiah Thomas on his Bill Simmons’ ass. Wait, what?

Yo, didn’t I offer you (Mr. Cav) “Ditty” by Paperboy back in our first ever e-mail correspond? You wanted the “Scenerio”, which everyone and their mom has, and had already sent to you; SML, being the benelovent mo-fo that he is, sent you “Scenerio (Remix)”, which is possibly the greatest joint nobody but true heads have ever heard. I also joked about sending you “Ditty” by Paperboy if you hooked me up with a link. Anyway, if you still need it…

Or was that Will Leitch? I can’t tell all you white bloggers apart….

16 Tony Parker August 2, 2007 at 7:56 pm

If I met “becky”, it wouldn’t be long before before she became a Gippeto and started working with some wood. Know what I’m saying? So I don’t know what she looks like. Sue me.

17 Boney August 2, 2007 at 9:05 pm

I see that bitterness breeds contempt…

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