pip.gif(Jack Cobra, yo.)

I know the dude isn’t in the NBA any longer, but he tried to make a comeback last season….so maybe this is relevant. Scottie Pippen is making a comeback, and is going to play in some games:

Former Chicago Bulls player Scottie Pippen is close to signing a two match deal with Finland’s Torpan Pojat (ToPo), the team said on Thursday.

The plan is that Pippen, a six-time NBA champion and now 41 years old, would play in ToPo in December or January.

Now, we all know about Pippen’s financial issues in the past, and I don’t have a problem with the guy trying to make some money to pay off his bills, but what’s next? Does he start selling himself off to shoot hoops with your kids at a birthday party for $40/hour? Does he start going to every carnival/fair in the nation and challenge people in the ‘Pop A Shot’ and ‘Shoot the big ball through the little hoop’ games? Will he challenge strangers to a game of 1-on-1 in the streets of New York?


6 Responses to “Scottie Pippen Needs Cash”

  1. 1 grifter

    wow, that’s… wow.
    you’d think he has a big enough name that he could pimp himself for some cash without playing in… Finland of all places.
    why doesn’t he just sell that jet??

  2. 2 Jordi

    I see Pippen and Mike Tyson holding a fantasy camp together … and having their own reality show.

  3. 3 grifter

    that would never work.
    mike tyson would keep threatening to eat all of scottie pippen’s kids.

  4. 4 Jack Cobra

    Pippen would let him do it….for the right price

  5. 5 keydaygoogle

    man german jhon joke trust

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